1) Follow all colorful gods 2) Imaginations are reality 3) Sentiments and infatuation is truth of life 4) Believe in Mythological Vimanas & Ammunition Agni Baan , (though we need collob with Suzuki & Bofors),
even vedas devised many techy things million years ago.But hindus still use bullock carts. 5) No questions required for sentiments. 6) Sacrfice Animals to make god and goddess happy. 7) All gods can marry many times , their private life becomes sacred for believers 8) Casteism is must, Only who born from brahma's head are superior, rest must serve them. 9) Any number of gods can be created, reincarnated and manifested even with wood, rope etc. 10) Women , Shudras are biggest threat to Hinduism 11) Shudras not allowed in temple. 12) Must make all the gods drink milk 13) Offering pedas, laddus will bring good luck, can get lottery or gain laxmi in job / business. 14) Never make any god angry. 15) Agree to brahmins, even if they lie it is god's word must be agreed to. 16) believe in Ram flyover 17M years ago 17) believe in Ram flyover 5114 bce ago. 18) believe that Sanskrit and hinduism is 17 M years old. 19) Indus valley history belonged to Aryans, though they never existed before 3K years here. 20) Any good people on earth is either avatar of Vishnu or Brahma. 21) Claim anything good as part of hinduism (using Vedic paint brush) 22) All the religions in the world are offshoot of hinduism though it was named by foreigners 200 years ago.
RE:complete idiot's guide to hinduism
by Iyenkar on Dec 10, 2007 03:43 PM Permalink
very very nice post even a single so called hindu can justify even a single point of u
RE:complete idiot's guide to hinduism
by ems nnn on Dec 10, 2007 09:15 PM Permalink
Sacrfice Animals to make god and goddess happy. NO Brahmins never do that !!!... Only Vedic sacrifices are justified and the animal sacrificed is goat....
God in his true form is beyond all senses and imagination. He cannot be associated with a name. So no worship like God I love thee protect me etc... They are useless. As God is omnipresent he is present in minute objects like infinitely small space (say 10 to the power -million th of space a electron ocquipies) Since he includes everything that means only one thing everything is God. So paramatma (soul of Durga,Vishnu,Shiva) and jeevatma(our souls) is Brahman(God). They (Gods/Godesses) have realised this and so they're worshipped as God. whereas we are NOT. Hinduism is the only way to God!!!!!
RE:complete idiot's guide to hinduism
by Abbas Rescued on Dec 13, 2007 10:10 AM Permalink
I think you didn't read the post above. That is why even Rope, wood and stone were added by the contributor. I do agree there was no way of life before 200 years, because hinduism didn't exist before 200 years in present form.Please do not include Siva, as he is not hindu god.
RE:complete idiot's guide to hinduism
by ems nnn on Dec 13, 2007 06:07 PM Permalink
i think u have'nt understood what i mean. I said the souls of Gods are the Master and Self of all beings and the omnipresent Brahman. They know their true nature of Self.That is why we worship Vishnu,Shiva .Now rope is also God as per Hinduism, (Advaita) but u do not gain anything by worshipping it. Now Mantradheenantu Daiwatam. That means when a great seer chants mantras and ask God to be present in an object, like a stone or wood it becomes an idol and is worth worship. A statue of Krishna is not an idol. but a stone like salagrama shila is Vishnu. About SHIVA: Krishna Yajur Veda the module Sree Rudram, 10th Anuvaka says, Yatey Rudra "Shiva" Tanu "Shiva Viswaha bheshajee" Shiva Rudrasya Bheshajee Tayano mrida jeevase 8th Anuvaka: Namah Shivayacha Shivatarayacha... So Shiva is in Vedas.. I donot know what u mean by saying Shiv not a Hindu God???
RE:complete idiot's guide to hinduism
by Mr Pundit on Jul 22, 2008 02:21 PM Permalink
Siva was a dravidian god. Dravidians were never hindus. They had their own religion as far as we can remember from Harappan civilization.
On top of that none of vedic god has ever had its historicity or genuine existence. Mythology has only gave birth to this story filled religion. Siva was adinath with bull symbol. And bull was never a symbol of any vedic god.