RE:Its time for a break
by navdeep saini on May 21, 2007 07:30 PM Permalink
KdKb(Kavita dani ka baap) proposes to a woman ----------------------------- 1. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots. He sets off to Africa and disappears.
Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one.
He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims "71st and *AGAIN* barefeet!"
2. KdKb took an answering machine home and fixed it home somewhere in Rajasthan,but two days later disconnected it because he was getting complaints like "Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai" ( "he picks up the receiver and then says he is not at home" )
3. KdKb goes to the see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him "kyon KdKb, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai" KdKb replies "Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata "
4. KdKb is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him. Somebody stops him and asks "kyon bhai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?" KdKb replies "Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na marjaun"
5. KdKb ------------------ KdKb and his wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston. After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to continue,and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road.
When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a bill for $350. KdKb explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel, the rooms certainly aren't worth $350. When the clerk tells him $350 is the standard rate, the Sardar insists on speaking to the Manager.
The Manager appears, listens to KdKb, and then explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center that were available for the husband and wife to use.
But we didn't use them",KdKb complains.
Well, they are here, and you could have," explains the Manager.
He goes on to explain they could have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous. "The best entertainers from New York, Hollywood and Las Vegas perform here," the Manager says But we didn't go to any of those shows," sardarji complains again .
"Well, we have them, and you could have", the Manager replies. No matter what facility the Manager mentions, KdKb replies "But we didn't use it"
The Manager is unmoved, and eventually KdKb finally gives up and agrees to pay. He writes a check and gives it to the Manager.
The Manager is surprised when the looks at the check. "But sir," he says, "this check is only made out for $1.00"
"That's right," says KdKb, "I charged you $349 for sleeping with my wife."
"But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager. "Well," KdKb replies, "she was here, and you could have."
RE:Its time for a break
by blue wrox on May 21, 2007 08:31 PM Permalink
I can make fun of my brother and not my neighbour right.We hindus do not think sikhs are stupid especually with manmohan singh as pm.Take it on a lighter vein.I do not see that as an insult but a compliment
RE:RE:Its time for a break
by navdeep saini on May 22, 2007 03:49 AM Permalink
and you proved that you are some insecure and jelous creature. so you bothered to read my msg and reply. Joke was funny wasn't it hahahhahah.Did you make baap read it. Now read this one. And common plz don't mind yaar. I am just making ppl laugh.
KDKK(Kavita dhani ka khasam)
A KDKK comes up to the Pakistan border on his bike. He's got two large bags over his shoulders.
The guard Iqbal stops him and says, 'What's in the bags?' 'Sand,' answered the KDKK
Iqbal says, 'We'll just see about that. Get off the bike.'
Iqbal's guard takes the bags and rips them apart, he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand. He detains the KDKK all night and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags. Iqbal releases the KDKK, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the KDKK's shoulders, and lets him cross the border.
A week later, the same thing happens. Iqbal asks, 'What have you got?' 'Sand,' says the KDKK.
Iqbal does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to KDKK, and crosses the border on his bike. This sequence of events is repeated every day for three years.
Finally, the KDKK doesn't show up one day and the guard, Iqbal, meets him in a 'Dhaba' in Islamabad.
'Hey, Buddy,' says Iqbal, 'I know you are smuggling something. It's driving me crazy. It's all I think about...I can't sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?'
KDKK, sips his Lassi and says, 'Bikes'
Race to the Sun:
Two KDKK, both student of I.I.T, Kanpur, were talking about the American Astronauts.
One said to the other, "What's the big deal about going to the moon-anybody can go to the moon. We are KDKK we will go direct to the sun."
"But if we get within 13 million miles from the sun, we'll melt."
And the first answered, "So what, we'll go at night."
RE:Its time for a break
by anil kumar on May 21, 2007 07:06 PM Permalink
You are entitled to make fun of SIKHS. Since we live in secular free India. The problems starts when majority Hindu start making fun to degrade of Sikhs faith. The world around should us, should understand the introvert fear of SIKHS. Sikhs are peace living people. But this constant shrewdness of Hindus to dilute us make us fear for our lives in long run .
RE:Its time for a break
by ashish ahuja on May 21, 2007 08:01 PM Permalink
Very good Anil Ji...I appreciate Go back to the history...Sikhs were SAVERS/GAURDS of Hindus.They are/were HINDUS first and then Sikhs.It is becoz' of Sikhs, hindus are today.History says how many Sikhs have sacrificed for Dharm.Even today people joke "SARDAR JI KE 12 BAJ GAYE"..I should tell AGAR UNKE 12 NAHI BAJTE ,TO AAJ HINDU DHARM NAHI HOTA.They are our own people and we should not disrespect them. Regards
RE:Its time for a break
by on May 21, 2007 08:46 PM Permalink
There were many protectors of Hindu Dharam.EVER CARED TO READ ABOUT SHIVAJI????Don't interpret Indian history from your point of view only.That is very narrow minded and short sighted. Do not bask in glory.The Hindus outnumber all the religion in India.Even after nearly 900 years of Islamic rule,the islamic rulers could not convert us.And that is just not only because of sikhs.Only some Kashmiri Hindus approached Guru Tegh Bhadur and may be some Hindus from Punjab. Talk sense....Don't bask in unnecessary glory. Infact Gurkhas and sikhs were the limbs of British military rule in India,where as marathas fought the British.
