and you proved that you are some insecure and jelous creature. so you bothered to read my msg and reply. Joke was funny wasn't it hahahhahah.Did you make baap read it. Now read this one. And common plz don't mind yaar. I am just making ppl laugh.
KDKK(Kavita dhani ka khasam)
A KDKK comes up to the Pakistan border on his bike. He's got two large bags over his shoulders.
The guard Iqbal stops him and says, 'What's in the bags?' 'Sand,' answered the KDKK
Iqbal says, 'We'll just see about that. Get off the bike.'
Iqbal's guard takes the bags and rips them apart, he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand. He detains the KDKK all night and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags. Iqbal releases the KDKK, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the KDKK's shoulders, and lets him cross the border.
A week later, the same thing happens. Iqbal asks, 'What have you got?' 'Sand,' says the KDKK.
Iqbal does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to KDKK, and crosses the border on his bike. This sequence of events is repeated every day for three years.
Finally, the KDKK doesn't show up one day and the guard, Iqbal, meets him in a 'Dhaba' in Islamabad.
'Hey, Buddy,' says Iqbal, 'I know you are smuggling something. It's driving me crazy. It's all I think about...I can't sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?'
KDKK, sips his Lassi and says, 'Bikes'
Race to the Sun:
Two KDKK, both student of I.I.T, Kanpur, were talking about the American Astronauts.
One said to the other, "What's the big deal about going to the moon-anybody can go to the moon. We are KDKK we will go direct to the sun."
"But if we get within 13 million miles from the sun, we'll melt."
And the first answered, "So what, we'll go at night."
