# Rajanikanth makes onions cry # Rajanikanth can delete the Recycle Bin. # Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than Death can process them. # Rajanikanth can build a snowman..... out of rain. # Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone. # Rajanikanth can drown a fish. # When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on,......... .... he turns the dark off. # When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth. # Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards, but Rajanikanth can throw Brett Favre even further. # The last digit of pi is Rajanikanth. He is the end of all things. # Rajanikanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die. # Bullets dodge Rajanikanth. # A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajanikanth and that you will be handicapped if you park there. # Rajanikanth' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth. # If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Rajanikanth?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance." # Rajanikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle. # Once a cobra bit Rajanikanth' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died. # When Rajanikanth gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have lef
Re: Rajni can...
by Sweet on Aug 28, 2008 03:11 PM Permalink
I am from the Bengaluru. Accordings to I and all my Bengalurus: 1.Kannada filims are the beshtu among the entire univars in this cantrys. 2.Bengaluru is the beshtu cantry in the india becas the whethar is beuatifull. 3.Kannada is the beshtu languages among the entire univars in this cantrys - bacas it was the only calasical languages. 4.Tamil movies havings poepal in the blak colors so it is bad movies. But Kannada movies are the beshtu becas our actars and actrasses having white color, whiter than the amricans. 5.When Rassian presidant Patin came to our bengaluru he was ashames becas he find our kannada peopals whiter then him. -Basavaraja, Jai Kanada nashanal flag Jai Kanada nashanal emblem Jai Kanada nashanal anthem Jai Kanada nashanal song Jai Kanada nashanal calasical langauge Jai Kanada nashanal river kavari Jai Kanada nashanal parlimant vidan southa Jai Kanada nashanal gardan lala bag Jai Kanada nashanal hill nandia Jai Kanada nashanal actar rajakumar Jai Kanada nashanal bird cro Jai Kanada nashanal animal dog
True enough because he has proved that with hardwork and beleif nothing can be imposibble. Any hurdle in life can be overcom with will power and dedication. "Do Live Life Like A King In Your Own Way" is the message he gives to all. Live the way you want and be yourself. How true?
all folks must know most of the rajni hits inspire by Amitabh movies his interview the behaiver is also like him (i dont mean action of behaving)so just chill out guys i am too a big rajni fan i have watched his almost all movies though i do not undrstand language
all folks must know most of the rajni hits inspire by Amitabh movies his interview the behaiver is also like him (i dont mean action of behaving)so just chill out guys i am too a big rajni fan i have watched his almost all movies though i do not undrstand language
all folks must know most of the rajni hits inspire by Amitabh movies his interview the behaiver is also like him (i dont mean action of behaving)so just chill out guys i am too a big rajni fan i have watched his almost all movies though i do not undrstand language
all folks must know most of the rajni hits inspire but Amitabh movies his interview the behaiver is also like him (i dont mean action of behaving)so just chill out guys i am too a big rajni fan i have watched his almost all movies though i do not undrstand language
i am not against Rajini as an actor or entertainer or funny comedian. I hate him because of his shenanigans( 1. Reckless or malicious behavior that causes discomfort or annoyance in others 2. The use of tricks to deceive someone (usually to extract money from them) )
Where in the world any SooooperStar falls on someone's foot for 2 crores. If he gets back his apology and tenders apologies to Tamils , We self respecting like minded people will give him 2 crores.
RE:Rajini , funny comedian
by Sweet on Aug 05, 2008 03:13 PM Permalink
Ur right man, See the beautiful Kannada films. Here everything is so perfectly set up in the film and the actors are so very humble, they hardly ask for money to act.
RE:Rajini , funny comedian
by chandran on Aug 06, 2008 09:21 AM Permalink
U r 100 percent rite. Kannadigas are more cultured and not filmy fanatics like you ppl, who throw coins, dancing near the screens,and MIlk abishekam to the heroes,and worshiping heroes/heroines like gods.
RE:Rajini , funny comedian
by Sweet on Aug 06, 2008 11:30 AM Permalink
Tamilians like to break free and freak out, hence get out of the cultural barrier. Tamilians break culture in public life but maintain it strictly in social/private life. But Kannadigas maintain culture in public life but care a damn in private/social life. They don't care about extra marital affairs, dupe innocent girls, etc...
Yeah Tamilians throw coins publicly at Kannadigas who abuse their private life. In other words Tamilians are good at throwing coins, Kannadigas are experts in picking and collecting them.
RE:RE:Rajini , funny comedian
by chandran on Aug 12, 2008 09:47 PM Permalink
Recently police caught lot of beggers.They are all from TIMIRU NADU sorry Tamil Nadu. Y u ppl send beggers to Bengaluru for begging.So Tamilians have become beggers so fast ka!? LOL!
RE:RE:RE:Rajini , funny comedian
by Sweet on Aug 14, 2008 02:48 PM Permalink
They were thrown out of chennai and deported to Bengaluru as they were found unfit and criminal minded. This is very similar to the way in which Britain used to deport their prisoners to Africa as punishment in ancient times. They have been cursed to go to the messed up place called Bengaluru as punishment.
RE:Rajini , funny comedian
by chandran on Aug 12, 2008 09:40 PM Permalink
Yes. tamilians like to break n freak out. I rememember on Lady called ViJalaylakshmi was controlling most of the police officers in Coimbatore district.So how?All the police personnel were freaking out with this lady LOL!!
RE:RE:Rajini , funny comedian
by Sweet on Aug 14, 2008 02:49 PM Permalink
Karnataka government can also offer this as Business opportunity to its people. Just invite people who love Bangalore and the state of Karnataka in Vidhan Saoudha, make them form a line, fix the equipment in the butts and start narrating the biography of Rajnikanth. Also narrate how much his films earn and the number of his Fan across the world for more power generation.
RE:Rajini , funny comedian
by b y on Aug 05, 2008 03:20 PM Permalink
Is that supposed to be taken as joke? As long as you Hero worshipers are there, more and more kannadigas,Telugu,Mallus would have fulltime fun in TN and at the same time kick your but in their state.
RE:Rajini , funny comedian
by Sweet on Aug 05, 2008 03:32 PM Permalink
After seeing the posts of many people from Bangalore about Rajnikanth and after witnessing the power problems in Bangalore, I have a good idea to offer to the Karnataka government to resolve the power crisis in the state.
Why can't the government produce electricity from the red hot buring ases of the Bangalore people by narrating them about Rajnikanth? This will definitely solve the power crisis in the state. (Just trying to help the Karnataka Electricity department - no hard feelings)
RE:Rajini , funny comedian
by thribhuvan hk on Aug 05, 2008 06:01 PM Permalink
What an idea sirji?? That's why there is no power crisis in TamilNadu. LoL!!!!
RE:Rajini , funny comedian
by Manjula A on Aug 09, 2008 03:11 PM Permalink
Banglore has the largest number of solar water heaters in India and probably also the largest number of Solar Panels. Solar power does not need the Chennai or Rajasthan kind of Sunshine. Normal sunshine is enough for it.
RE:Rajini , funny comedian
by Sweet on Aug 05, 2008 06:07 PM Permalink
But there is no power crisis in Chennai. And they can very well make use of the sun with solar energy besides the nuclear plants in case there is any power crisis.
But in B'lore since the sun hardly shines, solar is not the solution. Hence the innovative idea I mentioned will definitely prove to be the best way of producing power efficiently and consistently.
Karnataka government can also offer this as Business opportunity to its people. Just invite people who love Bangalore and the state of Karnataka in Vidhan Saoudha, make them form a line, fix the equipment in the butts and start narrating the biography of Rajnikanth. Also narrate how much his films earn and the number of his Fan across the world for more power generation.
RE:Rajini , funny comedian
by Sweet on Aug 14, 2008 02:44 PM Permalink
Karnataka government can also offer this as Business opportunity to its people. Just invite people who love Bangalore and the state of Karnataka in Vidhan Saoudha, make them form a line, fix the equipment in the butts and start narrating the biography of Rajnikanth. Also narrate how much his films earn and the number of his Fan across the world for more power generation.
RE:Rajini , funny comedian
by chandran on Aug 06, 2008 09:11 AM Permalink
But Bangalore has plenty of cauvery water.After the consumtion, we ppl are planning to send this urinated water to Tamilnadu so that Tamils can Clean their asses peacefully without foul smell.
RE:RE:Rajini , funny comedian
by Sweet on Aug 06, 2008 12:02 PM Permalink
LOL, Cauvery water is needed by TN not for drinking. They need it for irrigation in rural areas adjoining Thanjavur belt. TN gets ample drinking water in its own catchment areas and from Krishna river of friendly AP state.
By the way if you plan to send gallons of urine towards TN please tell when, so that TN can build a dam to generate additional power and recyle it for manure. Becoz it will be an ecological disaster and possibilities of deadly diseases (Aids cannot be ruled out as its prominent in Bengaluru).
RE:RE:Rajini , funny comedian
by chandran on Aug 12, 2008 09:44 PM Permalink
But u ppl are not doing that also. U are all busy building temples for film actors/actresses. LOL!
too all those jealous asses who are commenting about rajni and TN .. first look at ur state and ur regional language movies.. whole of north indian states are dominated by bollywood and it has not allowed any other regional language movies to grow. those northie ppl from west bengal,up,bihar,maharastra who are influenced by bollywood and failed to develop their regional language movies have no face to talk about tamil or TN or tamil stars .. Rajni is the highest paid actor in india and he has fans worldwide in japan,germany,korea etc...and Tamil cinema are produced in 100-120 crs budget . how many in india know who is the top actor in marati,bengali or punjabi movies ?? first come out of bollywood which is dominating ur regional language and then start comparing ur own state movies and tamil cinema .. then u'll know ur real status .. those stupid ppl who dont develop their regional language and its movies but gets influenced by some bollywood crap have no right to talk about tamil and tamil cinema and its stars
RE:dominating bollywood
by b y on Aug 05, 2008 02:45 PM Permalink
i am not against Rajini as an actor or entertainer or funny comedian. I hate him because of his shenanigans( 1. Reckless or malicious behavior that causes discomfort or annoyance in others 2. The use of tricks to deceive someone (usually to extract money from them) )
Where in the world any SooooperStar falls on someone's foot for 2 crores. If he gets back his apology and tenders apologies to Tamils , We self respecting like minded people will give him 2 crores.
RE:dominating bollywood
by useless bollywood on Aug 05, 2008 04:31 PM Permalink
some morons like u will never understand anything .. think like this ..he is just an actor who gets his salary for acting.. why he shuld be worried if that movie is released in karnataka or not ? if the movie becomes hit or flop only the producer is affected and not the actors .. rajni always said he dosent want any producer to lose his money if he makes a movie with rajni ..thatz the reason he was worried about the movie release .. and FYI ..in his speech he has not said sorry or apology anywhere .. this stupid media made up the story as if he said sorry.. he only said watever he said during the hogekannal issue is only to those illegal elements who are doing the destruction and it did not refer to whole kannadigas .. so stop thinking as if rajni has apologised or said sorry .
RE:dominating bollywood
by soorya prakash on Aug 06, 2008 11:34 AM Permalink
ur right in every sense but one thing is that Kamal is the highest paid south indian actor. he made 25 crores for DASA in clusing profile sharing and not rasini as u had mentioned wrongly.
Most of the Rajini fans are real uneducated,semi-educated school drop outs(auto driver, daily wage workers) and some freaks who care less for anything kind of people. Rajini is a smartest guy living on Tamils and Kannadigas passion for their language.He cashes it on like a shrewd stock broker. He knows his business,his strong point, weak point as well as fools in KA and TN. He moved the coins from the beginning as usual, he created conroversy himself and later when he realized something wrong with his moves. SO he did somersault(Why the hell he came from Hyderabad to Chennai the very next day for tidying up the dirty waters with Balachander)
Whatever i listed about only can be understood by people who are in some kind of business.The others who work for someone won't understand bit of it.Rajini's ultimate dream is to become CM of TN one fine day. That is what i say Utopian dream, because TN is changing too fast to accommodate such nonsenses. May be another five years, these people will be sent back where they came from.Any bet?
RE:This is utter nonsense
by useless bollywood on Aug 06, 2008 12:04 AM Permalink
Japanese are considered to be intelligent in the world..rajni has many fans in japan..if u say japanese are uneducated,semi-educated school dropouts.. first go check with some mental doctor.. if u say rajni is using TN ppl to make money..then what about those SRK,salman and other khans who are all pakis but doing business with uneducated and school drop outs like u ppl .. dont every think these khans belong to india.. SRK's dad was from karachi and salman's father is also a pakistani .. these bollywood khans are smartest guys and fooling u ppl with with their white skin and u also opening ur mouths and seeing them when they will remove their shirt..
RE:This is utter nonsense
by soorya prakash on Aug 06, 2008 11:36 AM Permalink
for your info. meena has got more fans than rasini in Japan. so donot fool around ppl saying rasini has got mass followings in japan. muthu was an average grosser in TN but it had craze for meena;s showings and not ur sottaji
RE:RE:This is utter nonsense
by shiney on Aug 14, 2008 03:52 PM Permalink
S**thu Praki(readi is PAKKI) u X-belted jerk and kam(ali) fan.. get lost u BD & AH
RE:This is utter nonsense
by Magesh on Aug 05, 2008 02:00 PM Permalink
"Most of the Rajini fans are real uneducated,semi-educated school drop outs(auto driver, daily wage workers) and some freaks"........Chill out dude!!!! I am an MBA, working as a Director in a multinational......I am equally fascinated by this nonsense named "Rajnikanth". Dude.....Rajni is a Phenomenon....and a phenomenon cannot be understood by poor souls like you....
RE:This is utter nonsense
by b y on Aug 05, 2008 02:19 PM Permalink
Read this also and some freaks who care less for anything kind of people. Stop this boasting? By the way what kind of director you are? Director for Department of Toilet Cleaning. Which multinational? Doing full time support for someone's dirty coding.
RE:RE:This is utter nonsense
by b y on Aug 05, 2008 02:31 PM Permalink
Common i am not against Rajini as an actor or entertainer or funny comedian. I hate him because of his shenanigans( 1. Reckless or malicious behavior that causes discomfort or annoyance in others 2. The use of tricks to deceive someone (usually to extract money from them) )
RE:This is utter nonsense
by maha iyer on Aug 05, 2008 02:17 PM Permalink
I agree with Magesh. YOU ARE A JERK.. WHY YOU ARE BLAMING SUPERSTAR FOR NO REASON. WHAT IS YOUR NAME... BY MEANS.POOOOOOOOOH... YOU DONT HAVE PROPER NAME.......
RE:RE:This is utter nonsense
by b y on Aug 05, 2008 02:28 PM Permalink
Are you tamil? i am not talking about Non-Tamils. If you are from Cauvery Delta region or Krishnagiri, Dharmapoori district you can understand of plight of people. The politics played Your Superstar is unbearable for anyone. If you don't understand his gameplan, i am sorry i can't help you.
By the way what the heck is with IYER. No tamil uses his caste name as his surname. I know you are Tamil brahmin settled outside TN. By the the what is your mother tongue , Don't tell me Tamil or Sanskrit.Tamil is not mother tongue of brahims and Sanskrit never used as spoken language in everyday life. One more thing is , i am not a jerk. if you have working brain and bit of knowledge in tamiZh, you can find out my name from KING OF WEALTH.
RE:RE:Rajni sucess rate = 98%, Amirkhan-70%,Amitab,SRK less than 60%
by Shiv on Aug 05, 2008 01:05 PM Permalink
Tell me why people in TN garlanding rajni cutouts with old used chappals. This has not happened to to the starts u mentioned above .... Success is not everything dude .. ATTITUDE matters
RE:Rajni sucess rate = 98%, Amirkhan-70%,Amitab,SRK less than 60%
by EkaIndian on Aug 05, 2008 01:18 PM Permalink
True. This creature using his idiotic fans and making money. In Tamil Nadu and also the world Kamal is best actor.
RE:Rajni sucess rate = 98%, Amirkhan-70%,Amitab,SRK less than 60%
by useless bollywood on Aug 06, 2008 12:06 AM Permalink
like all those pakistans khans who settled down in mumbai using their idiotic and stupid fans and making money.. and these stupid fans waiting when these khans will remove their shirt
RE:Rajni sucess rate = 98%, Amirkhan-70%,Amitab,SRK less than 60%
by legned on Aug 05, 2008 01:25 PM Permalink
I really donot know why in TN they like him. I am a Rajasthani brought up in Chennai. But started to watch his movies after i learned Tamil after 14 years.
But he got a very good luck and may be i think his horoscope is good and blessed with good will from their forefathers punyas.
RE:Rajni sucess rate = 98%, Amirkhan-70%,Amitab,SRK less than 60%
by vijay baskar on Aug 05, 2008 01:29 PM Permalink
learnt tamil after 14 years ? for this itself u shud be penalised :-)
Name any rajasthani actor...we shall tell u whether rajni s better or he is netter... DUDE....UPPITA TAMIZH MANNAI AVAMADHIKAADHE....UNNAKU ELLAM KODUTHA MANNU TN
RE:Rajni sucess rate = 98%, Amirkhan-70%,Amitab,SRK less than 60%
by Nandakumar Ankepalle on Aug 05, 2008 01:50 PM Permalink
TN is part of India only. Ellaruku Kodutha Mannu India.. Not TN.
so what is the special mention of TN. So nalla think panni pesu buddy. Engendu enge pora topic.
RE:Rajni sucess rate = 98%, Amirkhan-70%,Amitab,SRK less than 60%
by b y on Aug 05, 2008 02:49 PM Permalink
Os is it? By the way How you north indian brothers call you? Don't you know,please note down, Its Madrasi. If you have any hindi dictionary you can get the meaning.
RE:Rajni sucess rate = 98%, Amirkhan-70%,Amitab,SRK less than 60%
by Sweet on Aug 05, 2008 03:30 PM Permalink
They term the whole of South Indians as "Madrasi", including Kannagadhas, Mallus and Telugus. But Kannagadhas are getting a new name, called by all Indians (North & South). It is "Bengaloorus". This will be soon updated in the english dictionary.
RE:Rajni sucess rate = 98%, Amirkhan-70%,Amitab,SRK less than 60%
by soorya prakash on Aug 06, 2008 11:38 AM Permalink
ada loosu legend kamal got the most success rate. 75% in the history of indian cinema. 40 silver jubilees amd more 100 days pic. rasini is next to him. in 80's kamal used to give more hits than rasini. u have not included kuselan in your flop list for mental LOL. it is the second worst flop of the century and no guessing for the first best is BABAAAAA
