# Rajanikanth makes onions cry # Rajanikanth can delete the Recycle Bin. # Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than Death can process them. # Rajanikanth can build a snowman..... out of rain. # Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone. # Rajanikanth can drown a fish. # When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on,......... .... he turns the dark off. # When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth. # Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards, but Rajanikanth can throw Brett Favre even further. # The last digit of pi is Rajanikanth. He is the end of all things. # Rajanikanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die. # Bullets dodge Rajanikanth. # A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajanikanth and that you will be handicapped if you park there. # Rajanikanth' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth. # If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Rajanikanth?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance." # Rajanikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle. # Once a cobra bit Rajanikanth' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died. # When Rajanikanth gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have lef
