One passenger to another in a Bus: "kya aap army mein hai?" "nahin" "kya aap ka bhai army mein hai?" "nahin" "kya aap ke abba jaan army mein hain?" "nahin" "kya aap ka koi nazdiki ristedaar army mein hai?" "nahin" .........To too adhe ghantese mere peir ke oopar peir rakhke kyon baitha hai?
RE:A Pakistani joke
by Abdul Khalid on Mar 02, 2008 07:13 PM Permalink
Ha ha ha ha ha .......... and replace army with politics/police it will be more accurate for India.
If your country is in tatters your honest policemen and honest politicians are responsible and since our country is unbreakable our dishonest policemen and politicians are responsible.
Our police and politicians know "WHAT EXACTLY NEEDS TO BE DONE" and they do "EXACTLY THAT".
I am proud of my army because they protect me from "FILTHY LECHEROUS AND ENVIOUS NEIGHBOURS".
RE:RE:A Pakistani joke
by Sanjay Jamdade on Mar 02, 2008 07:44 PM Permalink
Read Mahabharat. Read the pastimes of Lord Krishna and you will understand what is the meaning of the word politician.
RE:RE:RE:A Pakistani joke
by susi soni on Mar 02, 2008 07:51 PM Permalink
to know politics read mahabharata and to know Lord Krishna read Gita and Bhagwat.In Mahabharata the real esence is not known
RE:A Pakistani joke
by Sanjay Jamdade on Mar 02, 2008 07:36 PM Permalink
The Police and politicians of INDIA may not be ideal. And as corrupt as in Pakistan. But collectively there is one thing they all understand one phrase"EKTAA AUR AKHANDATA". In India you don't have to teach any one that. And you don't have to teach the army that they should not meddle in civilian affairs.
In fact the INDIAN army is the most diversely composed and well represented army in the world. The Pakistani army had one Non Muslim in 61 years. The top brass of the INDIAN army are from diverse backgrounds. There have been Muslims and Christians in the Indian armies who's who. The Indian army has even enlisted the services of retired Muslim Terrorists. The INDIAN army pays pension to the Pakistani army retired personnel. Such is it's greatness. Why will it not win any war with any envious neighbour?
Has our army ever made any coup like in Pakistan? And Have we ever conceded an inch of our territory? Even the divine powers favour our army!
"If God be for us, who be against us?" Bible
By the way, even a comparison of worst Indian politicians and policemen cannot be done with the best politician and policemen of Pakistan.
The end result of the corrupt and crooked Indian politicians and policemen are a successfully unified country.
In your beloved Pakistan the end result of even your most honest policemen and politicians is mayhem and disaster and a disjointed country with too many internal unresolvable issues.
"Good Is as Good does". "Know a tree by it's fruits."
RE:A Pakistani joke
by susi soni on Mar 02, 2008 07:43 PM Permalink
but in india we can kick off the politicians with ballot, but in the army pakistan , who gets kicked?
RE:RE:A Pakistani joke
by susi soni on Mar 02, 2008 07:50 PM Permalink
indian army is worshipped by indians as the sole sacred humans dedicated to a just cause, which the pakistanis never know, we indians fought for freedom and the muslims stole it as pakistan, without any effort, they still have the phobia of Babar/Akbar/ Aurangzeb/Ghazni, they still feel adventurisium still pays, but our army has been worshipped by its people because they serve their nation not the leaders, Indian army has the spirits of Arjuna/ Udhistra, and vouch the teachings of lord Krishna, a erswhile Budhhist afghan and pakistan has removed all the traces of peace and love of lord Budha, but physically and mentally, first the afghans and pakistanis should be learning about lord Bhudha and the Iranis should also learn and preach Zorast their mother faith of peace and love,
