One passenger to another in a Bus: "kya aap army mein hai?" "nahin" "kya aap ka bhai army mein hai?" "nahin" "kya aap ke abba jaan army mein hain?" "nahin" "kya aap ka koi nazdiki ristedaar army mein hai?" "nahin" .........To too adhe ghantese mere peir ke oopar peir rakhke kyon baitha hai?