Modi to Police: You idiots I didn’t told you not to explode even a single bomb, its now looks too suspicious, you guys are impotent.
Police to Modi: Sorry sir we just got little carried away, we thought if we claim we found all the bombs that would be more of a bigger achievement for your government.
Modi to Police: Achivement? you stupid fools we are at big problem now I am worried that center might transfer this case to CBI
Police chief to Modi: CBI, Ha ha ha, Sir we have more agents and karsevak in CBI than in any other organization, don’t worry, for example only we know we burn the train in Godhra to oppress Muslims and create communal riots and the CBI danced to our tune.
Modi: I sometimes feel we were better off with fake encounters thanks to Vanzarah, the bombing was an stupid Idea, we burn our own fingers now
Police chief to Modi: Sir you know Vanazara is a coward, he can only murder people in police custody, he is like a rat if there is no police protection around him.
Modi: Did you say coward ? not to me though ? and where is Bajrangi ?
Bajrangi : Yes sir
Modi: You stupid filthy pig, why did you assist this idiots in planning, they spoiled the whole game plan, you are not a good Hindu any more.
Bajrangi : Sir what proof do u need, babies in wombs and their mothers for the sake of religion and you still question my faith ?
Modi: Goons, get lost from here and let me contact Advani to cover up things as usual.
RE:HERE ARE TEH CULPRITS
by arif shaikh on Jul 30, 2008 06:07 PM Permalink
good one. Why are all these hindu extremists and terrorists getting so angry ?? they can say all they want of islam and muslims , and what gives them the idea that no one can say anything about hindu terror agents like modi advani ? face the truth u ppl just bcos ur in the majority u cant get away with everything. and throughout this forum, all these hindu zealots who have written against islam and muslims, not one has identified themselves. they write in the garb of 'SS', PP TTZZ and bullshit like that. if you have the guts, write with your own true id, not some junk one. i think thats that difference in both the communities, we are not cowards like these hindus
RE:HERE ARE TEH CULPRITS
by Supersecualirist on Jul 30, 2008 06:42 PM Permalink
Any time your Mullahs and Muslim leaders specifically say that they condemn the killing of innocent Hindus or Christians or Buddhists then I will believe atleast 1% of what you people say. However, your Mullahs always say after an islamic terror attack that Islam condemns killing the innocents. And anybody who knows Islam also knows that in Islam, a non-muslim is by default guilty and not innocent.
RE:HERE ARE TEH CULPRITS
by Kiran Dave on Jul 30, 2008 05:36 PM Permalink
Y don't you write u anything about Muslims killes 80,000 Hindus in Kashmir ? ? About attack on Parliament ? Attack on J & K Assembly ? Attack on Ayodhya Temple ? ? Burn 56 Hindus in Sabarmati Express ? ?
Y don't u write the same story about the Congress Party & Kashmir ?? ? I will sponsore for this.
RE:HERE ARE TEH CULPRITS
by tapesh sharma on Jul 30, 2008 05:45 PM Permalink
@GETTHE CULPRITS I accept you are muslim but you should accept that your parents were hindu.
RE:HERE ARE TEH CULPRITS
by whereisthepoint on Jul 30, 2008 07:06 PM Permalink
Very good piece, artistically speaking. Pat on the back for you. The efficiency of the Gujrat police is turning too good to be true... Bangalore police I know are good but how come they failed so miserably?????
