Modi to Police: You idiots I didn’t told you not to explode even a single bomb, its now looks too suspicious, you guys are impotent.
Police to Modi: Sorry sir we just got little carried away, we thought if we claim we found all the bombs that would be more of a bigger achievement for your government.
Modi to Police: Achivement? you stupid fools we are at big problem now I am worried that center might transfer this case to CBI
Police chief to Modi: CBI, Ha ha ha, Sir we have more agents and karsevak in CBI than in any other organization, don’t worry, for example only we know we burn the train in Godhra to oppress Muslims and create communal riots and the CBI danced to our tune.
Modi: I sometimes feel we were better off with fake encounters thanks to Vanzarah, the bombing was an stupid Idea, we burn our own fingers now
Police chief to Modi: Sir you know Vanazara is a coward, he can only murder people in police custody, he is like a rat if there is no police protection around him.
Modi: Did you say coward ? not to me though ? and where is Bajrangi ?
Bajrangi : Yes sir
Modi: You stupid filthy pig, why did you assist this idiots in planning, they spoiled the whole game plan, you are not a good Hindu any more.
Bajrangi : Sir what proof do u need, babies in wombs and their mothers for the sake of religion and you still question my faith ?
Modi: Goons, get lost from here and let me contact Advani to cover up things as usual.
