Gujjus are smarter than you think them to be. Modi will rock at the elections. Please read on
Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Jignesh Doshi an Indian (Gujrati) guy.
Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asking those who do not know JAVA program to leave. 2 000 people leave the room. Jiggi says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try'
Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people to leave. 2000 people leave the room.
Jiggi says to himself ' I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?' So he stays.
Then Bill Gates asked candidates who do not have management diplomas to leave. 500 people leave the room.
Jiggi says to himself, 'I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose?' So he stays in the room.
Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo - Croat to leave. 498 people leave the room.
Jiggi says to himself, ' I do not speak one word of Serbo - Croat but what do I have to lose?'
So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate. Everyone else has gone.
Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serbo - Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.
RE:Modi will Rock
by Anup Dubey on Oct 26, 2007 08:55 AM Permalink
Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serbo - Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.'
Calmly, Jignesh turns to the other candidate and says `kem chhho'..
RE:RE:Modi will Rock
by gradybush on Oct 26, 2007 09:11 AM Permalink
dude...its fit only for gujjus...they r the ones who can sell a refrigerator to an eskimo...a lot of indians r jealous of gujjus n gujarat and that is why we see such a huge hate campaign and maligning of gujarat ...
RE:Modi will Rock
by prabhat mohanty on Oct 26, 2007 09:54 AM Permalink
Hey ! I thought this original joke was about two South Indian Guys! When did Guju bhais hijack this !
