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Modi will Rock
by Anup Dubey on Oct 26, 2007 08:51 AM

Dear Mrs Sonia (Owner of Tehelka)

Gujjus are smarter than you think them to be. Modi will rock at the elections. Please read on

Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for
Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate
is Jignesh Doshi an Indian (Gujrati) guy.

Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asking those who do not
know JAVA program to leave. 2 000 people leave the room. Jiggi says to
himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give
it a try'

Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of managing more
than 100 people to leave. 2000 people leave the room.

Jiggi says to himself ' I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing
to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?' So he stays.

Then Bill Gates asked candidates who do not have management diplomas to
leave. 500 people leave the room.

Jiggi says to himself, 'I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose?' So
he stays in the room.

Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo - Croat to
leave. 498 people leave the room.

Jiggi says to himself, ' I do not speak one word of Serbo - Croat but what
do I have to lose?'

So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate. Everyone else has
gone.

Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two candidates
who speak Serbo - Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation
together in that language.

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