It is pure bad luck that the Rocket missed Musharraf's Plane. The Rocket should have hit Musharraf's Plane and broke the Plane into 2 parts. Then, 1 st part should have dropped on Dawood Ebrahim's head and the 2nd part should have dropped on Osama Bin Laden's Head. This would have resulted in "Ek teer se Teen Shikaar"
RE:Bad Luck that the Rocket Missed Musharraf's Plane
by Mitul Shah on Jul 06, 2007 01:41 PM Permalink
Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, 'Isn't that Bush and Vajpayee?' The barman says 'Yep, that's them.' So the guy walks over and says, 'Hello, what are you guys doing?' Bush says, 'We're planning world war 3' The guy says, 'Really? What's going to happen?' and Vajpayee says, 'Well, we're going to kill 14 million Pakistanis and one bicycle repairman.' And the guy exclaimed, 'A bicycle repairman?!!!' Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, 'See, I told you no-one would worry about the 14 million Pakistanis!'
RE:Bad Luck that the Rocket Missed Musharraf's Plane
by partha bhattacharya on Jul 06, 2007 01:57 PM Permalink
Good collection of jokes Mitul...very crispy....thanks
