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by Rajesh Kumar on Aug 22, 2008 07:45 PM   Permalink | Hide replies

# Rajanikanth makes onions cry
# Rajanikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
# Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.
# Rajanikanth can build a snowman..... out of rain.
# Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
# Rajanikanth can drown a fish.
# When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on,......... .... he turns the dark off.
# When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.
# Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards, but Rajanikanth can throw Brett Favre even further.
# The last digit of pi is Rajanikanth. He is the end of all things.
# Rajanikanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
# Bullets dodge Rajanikanth.
# A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajanikanth and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
# Rajanikanth' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.
# If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Rajanikanth?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
# Rajanikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
# Once a cobra bit Rajanikanth' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
# When Rajanikanth gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have lef

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  Re: Rajni can...
by Sweet on Aug 28, 2008 03:11 PM   Permalink
I am from the Bengaluru. Accordings to I and all my Bengalurus:
1.Kannada filims are the beshtu among the entire univars in this cantrys.
2.Bengaluru is the beshtu cantry in the india becas the whethar is beuatifull.
3.Kannada is the beshtu languages among the entire univars in this cantrys - bacas it was the only calasical languages.
4.Tamil movies havings poepal in the blak colors so it is bad movies. But Kannada movies are the beshtu becas our actars and actrasses having white color, whiter than the amricans.
5.When Rassian presidant Patin came to our bengaluru he was ashames becas he find our kannada peopals whiter then him.
-Basavaraja,
Jai Kanada nashanal flag
Jai Kanada nashanal emblem
Jai Kanada nashanal anthem
Jai Kanada nashanal song
Jai Kanada nashanal calasical langauge
Jai Kanada nashanal river kavari
Jai Kanada nashanal parlimant vidan southa
Jai Kanada nashanal gardan lala bag
Jai Kanada nashanal hill nandia
Jai Kanada nashanal actar rajakumar
Jai Kanada nashanal bird cro
Jai Kanada nashanal animal dog

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  RE:Rajni can...
by You See on Aug 27, 2008 04:44 PM   Permalink
And Rajesh kumar looks foolish....

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