Hey crap directors, If you want to give a mega blockbuster movie in India please follow the insructions:
1. 80 percent of the movie should be taken in US and Switzerland only. 2. Only rich people like saif, srk, rani, preeti , etc should act. 3. All the actors should wear only cargos, jeans, woodland shoes and other rich costumes impoted from USA. 4. There should be atleast 6 songs (12 songs maximum). All should be taken in US, Romania and France only. 5. Talented actors like Ajay Devkhan, Akshay, Rekha should not appear in you film because foolish fans like only foolish actors. 6. You should copy atleast 4 to 5 scenes from any one of the hollywood movie. Entire story will be fine. 7. Finally you should pay some money to rediff and filmfare and should maintain good relationship with them. If any movie have the abouve things then that movie will be a blockbuster in India like Ta ra rum pum, KANK, DON, Dhoom2, etc.
RE:The secret of Blockbuster
by surapaneni koteshwar on Apr 28, 2007 12:40 PM Permalink
i seriously doubt this movie will make to the hit list...Dhoom 2 was a fluke...which was hyped by that kissing thng...I just hope Spiderman-3 turns out bigger than what it is expected and eat into the collections of this movie at multiplexes,,....atleast this is a kid movie...TRP-Kid movie-bull shit..point is -it is a mad man's movie, made by mad people for a bunch of mad guys..who say wearing designer clothes in utter poverty is also fashion...that scene really p****s anyone
RE:The secret of Blockbuster
by surapaneni koteshwar on Apr 28, 2007 12:37 PM Permalink
you forgot the one more thing...PRODUCED BY Yash Chopra...and supported by bull shit media forums like REDIFF, INDIAFM...
RE:The secret of Blockbuster
by ak on Apr 28, 2007 12:40 PM Permalink
I have request to all the readers that please don't take any decision on the basis of rediff review. If you want to see movie watch it but not on the basis of rediff reviews.I don't understand on what basis rediff do the review.
RE:The secret of Blockbuster
by Sanjay Gupta on Apr 28, 2007 01:02 PM Permalink
Guess what rediff is going to praise spider man 3 why you guys guess follow the herd
