Hey crap directors, If you want to give a mega blockbuster movie in India please follow the insructions:
1. 80 percent of the movie should be taken in US and Switzerland only. 2. Only rich people like saif, srk, rani, preeti , etc should act. 3. All the actors should wear only cargos, jeans, woodland shoes and other rich costumes impoted from USA. 4. There should be atleast 6 songs (12 songs maximum). All should be taken in US, Romania and France only. 5. Talented actors like Ajay Devkhan, Akshay, Rekha should not appear in you film because foolish fans like only foolish actors. 6. You should copy atleast 4 to 5 scenes from any one of the hollywood movie. Entire story will be fine. 7. Finally you should pay some money to rediff and filmfare and should maintain good relationship with them. If any movie have the abouve things then that movie will be a blockbuster in India like Ta ra rum pum, KANK, DON, Dhoom2, etc.
