An Indian cricketer who didnt wish to be named in latest interview. Hint:- this cricketer has a B-positive blood group.
Mediaperson: You must be pretty disappointed with performance in the second test against SA. Cricketer: Yes of course. Mediaperson: There are always some positives out of every match but sadly this match didnt produce any for you. Cricketer: Not exactly. We got 2 rest days out of it. Mediaperson: Thats too illogical even the SA team got 2 rest days -laughs sarcastically- Cricketer: -grins at the ignorance around- SA players are our very good friends, we play the game in right spirit, I know them they will be tensed up about how to force at least a draw in the third test and win the series.We are not worried, we have given up. Mediaperson: -getting his act together- You must be very annoyed with the pitch curator. Cricketer: No I dont want to comment anything about the pitch, I mean, it was the same for both teams. Mediaperson: Ok now lets talk about cricket, I mean the 3 days of cricket. Where do you think the strategy went wrong on field? Cricketer: On field it was just 3 bad days at the office, the strategy went wrong before the series. Mediaperson: -interrupts- You mean you didnt get enough time to plan for this series after the Aus series. Cricketer: -wondering who recruited the interviewer at the media job- I mean... the BCCI they just couldnt sign the SA players before time for IPL. See Aus players were signed for IPL in between the Test
RE:Crickets a joke !!!
by Rohit on Apr 06, 2008 08:29 AM Permalink
Remaning part: Cricketer: -wondering who recruited the interviewer at the media job- I mean... the BCCI they just couldnt sign the SA players before time for IPL. See Aus players were signed for IPL in between the Test Series and we saw the results in the oneday series down under, isnt it? Mediaperson: -trying to cover up his ignorance- Oh this was just a friendly chat between us, in fact i was here to collect the transcripts of your column on IPL to be printed tomorrow. Cricketer: -goes for the kill- Just remember to give the bold catch line above my column from the script itself, plz dont make your own unrelated catch-line. Mediaperson: -starts packing and leaving- Cricketer: Just one more thing, to paste my photo in the column for my views over the outcome of 2nd test, from your database kindly select a proper serious photo, a smiling photo would be like playing with the sentiments of millions of people. Thanks.
