Remaning part: Cricketer: -wondering who recruited the interviewer at the media job- I mean... the BCCI they just couldnt sign the SA players before time for IPL. See Aus players were signed for IPL in between the Test Series and we saw the results in the oneday series down under, isnt it? Mediaperson: -trying to cover up his ignorance- Oh this was just a friendly chat between us, in fact i was here to collect the transcripts of your column on IPL to be printed tomorrow. Cricketer: -goes for the kill- Just remember to give the bold catch line above my column from the script itself, plz dont make your own unrelated catch-line. Mediaperson: -starts packing and leaving- Cricketer: Just one more thing, to paste my photo in the column for my views over the outcome of 2nd test, from your database kindly select a proper serious photo, a smiling photo would be like playing with the sentiments of millions of people. Thanks.