RE:WHO IS THAT PERSON WHO SHOT.....
by Neta Mafia Don on Jul 06, 2007 05:41 PM Permalink
Musharaf is afriad of staying on ground since his life will be threatend. So like all cowards he is staying in air only, so that no suicide bomber can reach there.
RE:WHO IS THAT PERSON WHO SHOT.....
by ashok on Jul 06, 2007 02:03 PM Permalink
Who told you it missed? It hasnt reached target. Rediff is faster in reporting.
Its a good thing that Musharraf survived the attack. Musharraf is figihing extremists in Pakistan and trying to bring stability which is good for India. A destabilized Pakistan is a threat not only to India but to the whole world.
RE:A good thing
by Sanjay Hemmady on Jul 06, 2007 01:56 PM Permalink
ha ha. yeah a great threat to india didnt take place because the missile could have been indian. Ha Ha. Long live Musharraf and Bush. Any idea, where these extremists are from? maybe india, maybe US, maybe Detalibanised Taliban? Ha Ha
All the so called "attempts on his life" are stage managed! They usually coincide with periods of crisis for him. Atleast at this point I thought, Lal Masjid incident was good enough to bail him out. But, he, along with his military and ISI stooges seem to want more to boost / regain his "enlightened moderate" image.
What kind of reporting is this ? The report doesn't say if it was aimed at his aircraft! It doesn't even say if it came any close. Or where did the rocket go then ? Did it hit any place ? They could have as well written "Rocket fired when Abdul (some guy somewhere in Pakistan) was walking in the street" or something similar. Am sure, somebody named Abdul would have been walking some where in Pakistan at that time anyway. :)
RE:What was that?
by brahman on Jul 06, 2007 01:55 PM Permalink
are Rah Rah... media does not report after investigating all those details what you want... it is a first hand news.... for more details please visit your brothern state Pakistan and find out...or call up the uncle sam who was in the aircraft..
RE:What was that?
by partha bhattacharya on Jul 06, 2007 02:30 PM Permalink
I guess it was Uncle sam who misfired mushy, mushy was targeted by uncle sam so that in case of mushy's demise he can tell the world that porkistan is a threat to USA because extremists has killed Mushy, because mushy was joining USA in it's terror fighting mission. and finally excuse of bombing porkistan could be in Uncle's hand. Uncle truly missed the chance...
RE:What was that?
by Sanjay Hemmady on Jul 06, 2007 02:12 PM Permalink
hey, come on. isnt it obvious that Musharraf is pissing in his pants now? his has to make an excuse to either increase his security to the whole city of Islamabad or maybe he is hinting to Bush to give him a safe haven in US beside his Texas Ranch to spend the rest of his life. Please do expect such reports about missile firing more often in future till Bush is kicked off white house.
Dear Mushraff Bhai, Don't you think that enough is enough? All these days you had been supporting these Terrors against India & now under US preassure you have started countering them. The moment these enemies of modern society ( Terrorists ) realised that they can't get any more help from you, they have started attacking you & your govt. So, enjoy!!
It is not late even now! Crack down all these rouges, destroy all their training camps, close down all the Madrasas teaching hatred, handover all these terrors to India, US, where ever they are required & live peacefully with us, the Indians. Else, your days are numbered. Beware!!!
RE:Rocket Fired at Mushraff's Aircraft
by Mitul Shah on Jul 06, 2007 01:45 PM Permalink
Mushraf ne Sher ki sawari ki hai!!!! Ab sher se niche utrega to sher use hi kha jayega!!! Ab na to voh niche utar sakta he nahi sawari kar sakta hai!!!
RE:Rocket Fired at Mushraff's Aircraft
by brahman on Jul 06, 2007 02:04 PM Permalink
bookhe sher Mushraf ko leke paani pee raha tha aur dekh liya kaun sawari kar raha hai...mushraf ka bachna muskil ho gaya...kyom ki itna din who doosre ko sher ke samne dal raha tha....
RE:Mussraf in big trouble
by Ashish Bandyopadhyay on Jul 06, 2007 01:38 PM Permalink
What are talking about man ? Have you forgotten that he is actually a military Dictator ? How can people sue a Military Dictator of their own country ?
RE:Mussraf in big trouble
by Mitul Shah on Jul 06, 2007 01:48 PM Permalink
Musharraf calls Bush on 11th Sept: Musharraf: Mr President, I would like to express my condolences to you. It is a real tragedy. So many people, such great bldgs... I would like to ensure that we had nothing in connection with that.. Bush: What buildings? What people?? Musharraf: Oh, and what time is it in America now? Bush: It's eight in the morning. Musharraf: Oops...Will call back in an hour!
RE:Mussraf in big trouble
by brahman on Jul 06, 2007 02:01 PM Permalink
if it goes on, then the conversation will be between the next PM of India and the ruler of Pakistan very sooon...only to replace the buildings with mosques and madrassas
RE:drop a nuke on islamabad,karachi,rawalpindi,wazaristan etc
by kartik on Jul 06, 2007 01:46 PM Permalink
and come down to your hometown delhi. We will protect you.
RE:drop a nuke on islamabad,karachi,rawalpindi,wazaristan etc
by Sanjay Hemmady on Jul 06, 2007 02:13 PM Permalink
oh yeah, delhi is musharraf's birthtown (hometown). and there is a job waiting for him in delhi. i.e. to remove these jehadis posted by him to maybe Bangladesh or Burma (Myanmar)? so that after he clears his friends terrorists from india, he can get a new job in Bangladesh and then to Myanmar and then to maybe Thailand, Malasia, Indonesia etc. Unlimited choice
RE:drop a nuke on islamabad,karachi,rawalpindi,wazaristan etc
by Mitul Shah on Jul 06, 2007 01:47 PM Permalink
A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog. He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life. A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: 'You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: 'Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl'. The man says: 'But I am not a New Yorker!' Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning: Brave American saves life of little girl' the policeman answers. 'But I am not an American!' - says the man. Oh, what are you then?' The man says: 'I am a Pakistani!' The next day the newspapers say: 'A Terrorist kills innocent American dog'.
It is pure bad luck that the Rocket missed Musharraf's Plane. The Rocket should have hit Musharraf's Plane and broke the Plane into 2 parts. Then, 1 st part should have dropped on Dawood Ebrahim's head and the 2nd part should have dropped on Osama Bin Laden's Head. This would have resulted in "Ek teer se Teen Shikaar"
RE:Bad Luck that the Rocket Missed Musharraf's Plane
by Mitul Shah on Jul 06, 2007 01:41 PM Permalink
Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, 'Isn't that Bush and Vajpayee?' The barman says 'Yep, that's them.' So the guy walks over and says, 'Hello, what are you guys doing?' Bush says, 'We're planning world war 3' The guy says, 'Really? What's going to happen?' and Vajpayee says, 'Well, we're going to kill 14 million Pakistanis and one bicycle repairman.' And the guy exclaimed, 'A bicycle repairman?!!!' Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, 'See, I told you no-one would worry about the 14 million Pakistanis!'
RE:Bad Luck that the Rocket Missed Musharraf's Plane
by partha bhattacharya on Jul 06, 2007 01:57 PM Permalink
Good collection of jokes Mitul...very crispy....thanks
