I bet u would find a better creative marketing than this one...about a movie...now this is something people would like to see..not the same old wine in new bottle http://www.ibnlive.com/videos/39307/exclusive-witty-big-b-in-cheeni-kum.html
RE:Just watch this trailer everyone.
by surapaneni koteshwar on Apr 28, 2007 12:46 PM Permalink
AT the end of a day everyone would like to watch a good movie..not such a crap movie like TRP, and Dhoom2..Sorry for these many messages but i was really disappointed with these movies...i hope they make amends..
Hey crap directors, If you want to give a mega blockbuster movie in India please follow the insructions:
1. 80 percent of the movie should be taken in US and Switzerland only. 2. Only rich people like saif, srk, rani, preeti , etc should act. 3. All the actors should wear only cargos, jeans, woodland shoes and other rich costumes impoted from USA. 4. There should be atleast 6 songs (12 songs maximum). All should be taken in US, Romania and France only. 5. Talented actors like Ajay Devkhan, Akshay, Rekha should not appear in you film because foolish fans like only foolish actors. 6. You should copy atleast 4 to 5 scenes from any one of the hollywood movie. Entire story will be fine. 7. Finally you should pay some money to rediff and filmfare and should maintain good relationship with them. If any movie have the abouve things then that movie will be a blockbuster in India like Ta ra rum pum, KANK, DON, Dhoom2, etc.
RE:The secret of Blockbuster
by surapaneni koteshwar on Apr 28, 2007 12:40 PM Permalink
i seriously doubt this movie will make to the hit list...Dhoom 2 was a fluke...which was hyped by that kissing thng...I just hope Spiderman-3 turns out bigger than what it is expected and eat into the collections of this movie at multiplexes,,....atleast this is a kid movie...TRP-Kid movie-bull shit..point is -it is a mad man's movie, made by mad people for a bunch of mad guys..who say wearing designer clothes in utter poverty is also fashion...that scene really p****s anyone
RE:The secret of Blockbuster
by surapaneni koteshwar on Apr 28, 2007 12:37 PM Permalink
you forgot the one more thing...PRODUCED BY Yash Chopra...and supported by bull shit media forums like REDIFF, INDIAFM...
RE:The secret of Blockbuster
by ak on Apr 28, 2007 12:40 PM Permalink
I have request to all the readers that please don't take any decision on the basis of rediff review. If you want to see movie watch it but not on the basis of rediff reviews.I don't understand on what basis rediff do the review.
RE:The secret of Blockbuster
by Sanjay Gupta on Apr 28, 2007 01:02 PM Permalink
Guess what rediff is going to praise spider man 3 why you guys guess follow the herd
Rani is black,fat,short,sick i dont know how much she is hyped......yashraj just how to extract money from public mostly NRI....avoid watching copycats
RE:Rani is black,fat,short,sick
by gurpreet Kaur on Apr 28, 2007 01:05 PM Permalink
Well she is not. But even if we consider for a sec that whatever you have written about that beautiful lady is right, then, how does it make any difference. Only white, slim, tall girls can be good actresses. Fat, short and black cant?? I think you havent seen black or i think you cant judge what is acting all about.
Will all of you just stop being in awe of YashRaj, they are just another bunch of copycats, money squeezing, power hungry, gajar and mulli eating Punjabi Businessmen!
RE:Copy CAt
by Amit Roy on Apr 28, 2007 12:24 PM Permalink
This movie is meant for school kids....period.For more mature movies i would settle for Namesake anyday.
If Hero is a star: ADD 1* Star rating If heroine is a star: ADD 1* Star rating If Story is good:add 0.5* rating else also add 0.5 * rating If Producer is equivalent to YASH RAJ, add 1* rating else add 0* star rating
This is the reason why all movie reviews in rediff come upto 3 or 3.5 What a pathetic movie this is...boring stuff ...same old rani..saif back to old ways..kids ok ..director gone mad.. saving grace =fast cars thats all Someone please tell yash raj they are making bull shit movies..
RE:Rediff ratings: Program
by Rock on Apr 28, 2007 12:09 PM Permalink
I totally agree with koteshwar. Thats why foolish and cowards are superstars in India and still masala movies like Kank, Dhoom2 are doing great business in the box office
RE:Rediff ratings: Program
by surapaneni koteshwar on Apr 28, 2007 12:05 PM Permalink
the same rediff site gave ratings for critically acclaimed movies like guru and black friday..3-3.5 i think..and they give crap movies like dhoom 2 and TRRP..3.5-4..what the hell...seriously..as jaya bachchan said in KWK..r they any critics left??...they focus only on..actor-good,bad, heroine-sexy/beautiful, sets-huge/small and songs-hit/flop....they need to set their priorities rite
RE:Rediff ratings: Program
by RMD on Apr 28, 2007 11:55 AM Permalink
but still those movies earn money for them, strange isnt it how good marketing works for Sh!t movies
RE:Rediff ratings: Program
by surapaneni koteshwar on Apr 28, 2007 12:01 PM Permalink
all credit must go to that aditya chopra for this..i still could not understand how Neal N nikki recovered its costs, dhoom 2 became such a hit(i still think kiss controversy was made big by these producers ), Fanna(2nd half was pathetic-amir and kajol saved the day)....man this guy can convert stone into gold...but i do not think this will work this time..spiderman-3 is coming..now thats a kid movie...and it is gonna eat into multiplex collections of this movie like hell..
RE:RE:Rediff ratings: Program
by Vinay Karamchandani on Apr 28, 2007 12:49 PM Permalink
i totally agree with koteshwar. All yash raj movies are load shit of craps. These guys bribe reviewers to get 3 stars & above. I guess marketing strategy works for them in making the movies hit.
Same shit love story movie, difference in this movie is F1 Cars, yash raj try something different, we are sick of it. love love love, now tell me whats the definition love???? Love-Friendship all ends in Sex-Bed Sharing. thats it.
RE:Grow Up
by Kapil Sharma on Apr 28, 2007 11:53 AM Permalink
I agree fully with you. Whatever happened to the Yash Raj of Deewar, Kala Paththar (perhaps Amitabh's most underrated performance), Trishul or even Kabhie Kabhie. Their movies are bloddy so regressive of late that one doen't feel like knowing about them (but thanks to strange media-philia with Yash Raj camp one has them being promoted unabashedly). For example, here is a list of impecably wrapped shits (take your pick): Dil To Pagal Hai, Mohabattein, Veer Zara, Neil & Nicki, Salaam Namaste......
