My resolution for the new year is to get a sex change operation, win the miss India and miss universe contests, and then to work towards promoting world peace. :)
"I resolve to devolve myself unto others so that others do unto me what I do unto them and undo everything that I do not do unto them and do everything unto me that I do unto them."
My resolution for the new year is to get a sex change operation, win the miss India and miss universe contests, and then to towards promoting world peace. :)
For the new year, I resolve that I will stop- 1. shaking hands with unwanted people, 2. dreaming during days and sleeping during nights, 3. making friends with stupid girls even if they are beautiful, 4. beating my own drums even if they deserve it, 5. writing letters to newspapereditors for publication, 6. meeting the backbiters even if they were close pals earlier, 7. thinking I am a respected married man and so remain a one-woman wonder, wasting this beautiful life without enjoying it to the fullest----------amen!
i will stop thinking in the toilet about my business plannings & meetings & will focus on smooth & quick release so that the time is reduced from 25 minutes to 5 or 10 minutes!!
For the year 2006 I had decided to wash my shocks at least twice in a month and I am proud to say that it was implemented successfully. For the year 2007 my resolution was to take showers at least once in a week. I don%u2019t want to comment if I did follow the same. The most beautiful resolution for 2008 is I have decided to stop picking my nose during the office team meetings.
