For the new year, I resolve that I will stop- 1. shaking hands with unwanted people, 2. dreaming during days and sleeping during nights, 3. making friends with stupid girls even if they are beautiful, 4. beating my own drums even if they deserve it, 5. writing letters to newspapereditors for publication, 6. meeting the backbiters even if they were close pals earlier, 7. thinking I am a respected married man and so remain a one-woman wonder, wasting this beautiful life without enjoying it to the fullest----------amen!
