RE:India will loser coz INDIANS are losers!! We lose with style!
by on Mar 18, 2007 12:07 AM Permalink
you are wright u people are realy lozer magar hijdun ka be kya stayl hota hai
RE:indian loop hole
by on Mar 18, 2007 12:09 AM Permalink
We all know there%u2019s a Viru in Virender Sehwag. By this I mean to say if you padded him up and put him on a water tank with Jai, Mausi and gaonwalon below, he%u2019d bat exactly the same way as he does in Ferozshah Kotla, the Kensigton Oval, the nets or Najafgarh.
As his mom (yes he does call her every evening after a game) once famously said: %u201CBaller koi bhi ho%u2026 pittega zaroor.%u201D
Sehwag was born in 1978 %u2014 a little too late to be climbing tankis in Sholay %u2014 but what%u2019s playing out at the moment in the West Indies has too much of a resonance for Dr Cricket to let it pass.
Sehwag is in abysmal form, bent on committing sossait every innings. But he still has the support of Jai (his captain, and the man who was instrumental in picking him in the side for the World Cup).
Jai is, no doubt doing his best to explain to Mausi (the team management/board) that the fellow isn%u2019t a bad sort after all.
While us gaonwalo look on with a mixture of amusement (you%u2019d have to say even a Sehwag duck has entertainment value) and mystification, the following scene, I would imagine, is playing out on a daily basis in the West Indies.
The script is lifted straight out of Sholay %u2014 with only a word or two changed %u2014 because you really cannot say it any better than Salim-Javed.
(If runs were money, then Viru hasn%u2019t been doing too well of late %u2014 the duck in the practice game against the West Indies is part of a continuing pattern of subsistence. In the 2006/7 season, he%u2019s played 14 games at an average of 17.3; his top three high scores in this time, includes a 19)
Mausi: To kya abhi kuchh bhi nahi kamaataa?
Jai: Nahi nahi ye maine kab kahaa mausi, kamaataa hai lekin,... ab roj roj to aadmi jeet nahi sakataa na%u2026.. kabhi haar bhi jaataa hai bechaaraa!
Mausi: Haar jaata hai?
Jay: Haan mausi ab ye kambakht juwaa cheej hi aisi hai ab mai kyaa kahoon?
Mausi: Heynnnn. To kya juwaari hai?
(Somewhat naive of mausi not to realise even after so many years that anybody who throws his bat outside the off stump in the manner that Viru does is a gambler: the odds of getting an edge are the same as Russian roulette every over. Then there was the six to reach 300 against Pakistan that came off %u2014 and the six to reach 200 in Australia that didn%u2019t. But Jai stands stoutly by his friend%u2026)
Jai: Chhi chhi chhi chhi mausi, woh aur juwaari? Na na. Woh to bahot hi achchha aur nek ladka hai. Lekin mausi, ek baar Coke pi li na phir, achchhe bure ka kahaa hosh rahataa hai. Haath pakad ke bitha liyaa kisi ne juwaa khelane. ab isme bechare Veeru ka kya dosh?
RE:indian loop hole
by on Mar 18, 2007 12:11 AM Permalink
We all know there%u2019s a Viru in Virender Sehwag. By this I mean to say if you padded him up and put him on a water tank with Jai, Mausi and gaonwalon below, he%u2019d bat exactly the same way as he does in Ferozshah Kotla, the Kensigton Oval, the nets or Najafgarh.
As his mom (yes he does call her every evening after a game) once famously said: %u201CBaller koi bhi ho%u2026 pittega zaroor.%u201D
Sehwag was born in 1978 %u2014 a little too late to be climbing tankis in Sholay %u2014 but what%u2019s playing out at the moment in the West Indies has too much of a resonance for Dr Cricket to let it pass.
Sehwag is in abysmal form, bent on committing sossait every innings. But he still has the support of Jai (his captain, and the man who was instrumental in picking him in the side for the World Cup).
Jai is, no doubt doing his best to explain to Mausi (the team management/board) that the fellow isn%u2019t a bad sort after all.
While us gaonwalo look on with a mixture of amusement (you%u2019d have to say even a Sehwag duck has entertainment value) and mystification, the following scene, I would imagine, is playing out on a daily basis in the West Indies.
The script is lifted straight out of Sholay %u2014 with only a word or two changed %u2014 because you really cannot say it any better than Salim-Javed.
(If runs were money, then Viru hasn%u2019t been doing too well of late %u2014 the duck in the practice game against the West Indies is part of a continuing pattern of subsistence. In the 2006/7 season, he%u2019s played 14 games at an average of 17.3; his top three high scores in this time, includes a 19)
Mausi: To kya abhi kuchh bhi nahi kamaataa?
Jai: Nahi nahi ye maine kab kahaa mausi, kamaataa hai lekin,... ab roj roj to aadmi jeet nahi sakataa na%u2026.. kabhi haar bhi jaataa hai bechaaraa!
Mausi: Haar jaata hai?
Jay: Haan mausi ab ye kambakht juwaa cheej hi aisi hai ab mai kyaa kahoon?
Mausi: Heynnnn. To kya juwaari hai?
(Somewhat naive of mausi not to realise even after so many years that anybody who throws his bat outside the off stump in the manner that Viru does is a gambler: the odds of getting an edge are the same as Russian roulette every over. Then there was the six to reach 300 against Pakistan that came off %u2014 and the six to reach 200 in Australia that didn%u2019t. But Jai stands stoutly by his friend%u2026)
Jai: Chhi chhi chhi chhi mausi, woh aur juwaari? Na na. Woh to bahot hi achchha aur nek ladka hai. Lekin mausi, ek baar Coke pi li na phir, achchhe bure ka kahaa hosh rahataa hai. Haath pakad ke bitha liyaa kisi ne juwaa khelane. ab isme bechare Veeru ka kya dosh?
RE:GUYS THIS IS SERIOUS MATTER READ THIS.. FOR A SECOND FORGET ABOUT MATCH.. A FELLOW INDIAN-- A BENGALI HAS THIS POST FEW MINTUES BACK
by on Mar 18, 2007 12:03 AM Permalink
Viru, Jai Dravid and modern Sholay We all know there%u2019s a Viru in Virender Sehwag. By this I mean to say if you padded him up and put him on a water tank with Jai, Mausi and gaonwalon below, he%u2019d bat exactly the same way as he does in Ferozshah Kotla, the Kensigton Oval, the nets or Najafgarh.
RE:GUYS THIS IS SERIOUS MATTER READ THIS.. FOR A SECOND FORGET ABOUT MATCH.. A FELLOW INDIAN-- A BENGALI HAS THIS POST FEW MINTUES BACK
by vivek sidana on Mar 18, 2007 12:05 AM Permalink
realllllly its very serious matter. we lose or win doesnt matter but we are being disintegrated...
RE:GUYS THIS IS SERIOUS MATTER READ THIS.. FOR A SECOND FORGET ABOUT MATCH.. A FELLOW INDIAN-- A BENGALI HAS THIS POST FEW MINTUES BACK
by Vinit Singh on Mar 18, 2007 12:03 AM Permalink
it seems that u r feling happy to show this message again to us, i dount ur intention, we have put it for abuse report but perahps u r doing hard to show it again and again
RE:GUYS THIS IS SERIOUS MATTER READ THIS.. FOR A SECOND FORGET ABOUT MATCH.. A FELLOW INDIAN-- A BENGALI HAS THIS POST FEW MINTUES BACK
by on Mar 18, 2007 12:13 AM Permalink
We all know there%u2019s a Viru in Virender Sehwag. By this I mean to say if you padded him up and put him on a water tank with Jai, Mausi and gaonwalon below, he%u2019d bat exactly the same way as he does in Ferozshah Kotla, the Kensigton Oval, the nets or Najafgarh.
As his mom (yes he does call her every evening after a game) once famously said: %u201CBaller koi bhi ho%u2026 pittega zaroor.%u201D
Sehwag was born in 1978 %u2014 a little too late to be climbing tankis in Sholay %u2014 but what%u2019s playing out at the moment in the West Indies has too much of a resonance for Dr Cricket to let it pass.
Sehwag is in abysmal form, bent on committing sossait every innings. But he still has the support of Jai (his captain, and the man who was instrumental in picking him in the side for the World Cup).
Jai is, no doubt doing his best to explain to Mausi (the team management/board) that the fellow isn%u2019t a bad sort after all.
While us gaonwalo look on with a mixture of amusement (you%u2019d have to say even a Sehwag duck has entertainment value) and mystification, the following scene, I would imagine, is playing out on a daily basis in the West Indies.
The script is lifted straight out of Sholay %u2014 with only a word or two changed %u2014 because you really cannot say it any better than Salim-Javed.
(If runs were money, then Viru hasn%u2019t been doing too well of late %u2014 the duck in the practice game against the West Indies is part of a continuing pattern of subsistence. In the 2006/7 season, he%u2019s played 14 games at an average of 17.3; his top three high scores in this time, includes a 19)
Mausi: To kya abhi kuchh bhi nahi kamaataa?
Jai: Nahi nahi ye maine kab kahaa mausi, kamaataa hai lekin,... ab roj roj to aadmi jeet nahi sakataa na%u2026.. kabhi haar bhi jaataa hai bechaaraa!
Mausi: Haar jaata hai?
Jay: Haan mausi ab ye kambakht juwaa cheej hi aisi hai ab mai kyaa kahoon?
Mausi: Heynnnn. To kya juwaari hai?
(Somewhat naive of mausi not to realise even after so many years that anybody who throws his bat outside the off stump in the manner that Viru does is a gambler: the odds of getting an edge are the same as Russian roulette every over. Then there was the six to reach 300 against Pakistan that came off %u2014 and the six to reach 200 in Australia that didn%u2019t. But Jai stands stoutly by his friend%u2026)
Jai: Chhi chhi chhi chhi mausi, woh aur juwaari? Na na. Woh to bahot hi achchha aur nek ladka hai. Lekin mausi, ek baar Coke pi li na phir, achchhe bure ka kahaa hosh rahataa hai. Haath pakad ke bitha liyaa kisi ne juwaa khelane. ab isme bechare Veeru ka kya dosh?
(It%u2019s all the distractions%u2026 we knew it)
Mausi: Thik kahate ho beta. juwaari woh Coke pita woh lekin, uska koi dosh nahi.
Jai: Mausi aap to mere dost ko galat samajh rahein hai. Woh to itnaa seedha aur bhola hai. Aare basanti se uski shaadi karke to dekhiye, ye juwe aur Coke ki aadat to do din me chhoot jaayegi.
Mausi: Arre beta, mujh budhiyaa ko samjhaa rahe ho. Ye Coke-Pepsi aur juwe ki aadat kisi ki chhooti hai aaj tak.
(In other words, which Indian batsman has ever kicked the outside-edge habit? No matter how long they%u2019ve been batting, most see the delivery outside the off stump as Miss Jamaica and want to make contact)
We will find out what qualities of restraint this Indian team has developed for this tournament soon enough. But we have to leave Viru out of the pale of this review. He bats no other way. There are a couple of words of advice %u2014 from Sholay, the modern Gita %u2014 that Viru might nevertheless like to keep in mind.
Kutton ke samne naa sahi, par thoda to naach! (i.e. some footwork please %u2014 the basic back and across movement that coach N.A. Sharma taught you as a 13-year-old? And could you bat for half an hour?)
Sossait karna mana hai. Jab Angrez log marte hain usko sossait kehte hain. (It is a crime in
RE:kya hum bangladesh ki badayi nahi kar sakte
by sumeshwar kashyap on Mar 18, 2007 12:06 AM Permalink
That's greate yar.. Always we should praise and learn good things who are best.....
RE:hijday maidan ke andar
by on Mar 18, 2007 12:08 AM Permalink
We all know there%u2019s a Viru in Virender Sehwag. By this I mean to say if you padded him up and put him on a water tank with Jai, Mausi and gaonwalon below, he%u2019d bat exactly the same way as he does in Ferozshah Kotla, the Kensigton Oval, the nets or Najafgarh.
As his mom (yes he does call her every evening after a game) once famously said: %u201CBaller koi bhi ho%u2026 pittega zaroor.%u201D
Sehwag was born in 1978 %u2014 a little too late to be climbing tankis in Sholay %u2014 but what%u2019s playing out at the moment in the West Indies has too much of a resonance for Dr Cricket to let it pass.
Sehwag is in abysmal form, bent on committing sossait every innings. But he still has the support of Jai (his captain, and the man who was instrumental in picking him in the side for the World Cup).
Jai is, no doubt doing his best to explain to Mausi (the team management/board) that the fellow isn%u2019t a bad sort after all.
While us gaonwalo look on with a mixture of amusement (you%u2019d have to say even a Sehwag duck has entertainment value) and mystification, the following scene, I would imagine, is playing out on a daily basis in the West Indies.
The script is lifted straight out of Sholay %u2014 with only a word or two changed %u2014 because you really cannot say it any better than Salim-Javed.
(If runs were money, then Viru hasn%u2019t been doing too well of late %u2014 the duck in the practice game against the West Indies is part of a continuing pattern of subsistence. In the 2006/7 season, he%u2019s played 14 games at an average of 17.3; his top three high scores in this time, includes a 19)
Mausi: To kya abhi kuchh bhi nahi kamaataa?
Jai: Nahi nahi ye maine kab kahaa mausi, kamaataa hai lekin,... ab roj roj to aadmi jeet nahi sakataa na%u2026.. kabhi haar bhi jaataa hai bechaaraa!
Mausi: Haar jaata hai?
Jay: Haan mausi ab ye kambakht juwaa cheej hi aisi hai ab mai kyaa kahoon?
Mausi: Heynnnn. To kya juwaari hai?
(Somewhat naive of mausi not to realise even after so many years that anybody who throws his bat outside the off stump in the manner that Viru does is a gambler: the odds of getting an edge are the same as Russian roulette every over. Then there was the six to reach 300 against Pakistan that came off %u2014 and the six to reach 200 in Australia that didn%u2019t. But Jai stands stoutly by his friend%u2026)
Jai: Chhi chhi chhi chhi mausi, woh aur juwaari? Na na. Woh to bahot hi achchha aur nek ladka hai. Lekin mausi, ek baar Coke pi li na phir, achchhe bure ka kahaa hosh rahataa hai. Haath pakad ke bitha liyaa kisi ne juwaa khelane. ab isme bechare Veeru ka kya dosh?
(It%u2019s all the distractions%u2026 we knew it)
Mausi: Thik kahate ho beta. juwaari woh Coke pita woh lekin, uska koi dosh nahi.
Jai: Mausi aap to mere dost ko galat samajh rahein hai. Woh to itnaa seedha aur bhola hai. Aare basanti se uski shaadi karke to dekhiye, ye juwe aur Coke ki aadat to do din me chhoot jaayegi.
Mausi: Arre beta, mujh budhiyaa ko samjhaa rahe ho. Ye Coke-Pepsi aur juwe ki aadat kisi ki chhooti hai aaj tak.
(In other words, which Indian batsman has ever kicked the outside-edge habit? No matter how long they%u2019ve been batting, most see the delivery outside the off stump as Miss Jamaica and want to make contact)
We will find out what qualities of restraint this Indian team has developed for this tournament soon enough. But we have to leave Viru out of the pale of this review. He bats no other way. There are a couple of words of advice %u2014 from Sholay, the modern Gita %u2014 that Viru might nevertheless like to keep in mind.
Kutton ke samne naa sahi, par thoda to naach! (i.e. some footwork please %u2014 the basic back and across movement that coach N.A. Sharma taught you as a 13-year-old? And could you bat for half an hour?)
Sossait karna mana hai. Jab Angrez log marte hain usko sossait kehte hain. (It is a crime in
RE:GUYS THIS IS SERIOUS MATTER READ THIS.. FOR A SECOND FORGET ABOUT MATCH.. A FELLOW INDIAN-- A BENGALI HAS THIS POST FEW MINTUES BACK
by Sonal Nitin on Mar 18, 2007 12:32 AM Permalink
Shut up!!r u indian or bengali!!!i think u supprot bangladesshi since u r bengali..
RE:GUYS THIS IS SERIOUS MATTER READ THIS.. FOR A SECOND FORGET ABOUT MATCH.. A FELLOW INDIAN-- A BENGALI HAS THIS POST FEW MINTUES BACK
by on Mar 18, 2007 12:13 AM Permalink
hijda hai kya khud nahi bolskta tu sab indian hijdai hi ho
RE:GUYS THIS IS SERIOUS MATTER READ THIS.. FOR A SECOND FORGET ABOUT MATCH.. A FELLOW INDIAN-- A BENGALI HAS THIS POST FEW MINTUES BACK
by noone on Mar 18, 2007 12:04 AM Permalink
Jo likha hay wo paagal hay. uske saath tum bhi paagal ho.
RE:India Vs. Bangladesh Match
by on Mar 18, 2007 12:10 AM Permalink
We all know there%u2019s a Viru in Virender Sehwag. By this I mean to say if you padded him up and put him on a water tank with Jai, Mausi and gaonwalon below, he%u2019d bat exactly the same way as he does in Ferozshah Kotla, the Kensigton Oval, the nets or Najafgarh.
As his mom (yes he does call her every evening after a game) once famously said: %u201CBaller koi bhi ho%u2026 pittega zaroor.%u201D
Sehwag was born in 1978 %u2014 a little too late to be climbing tankis in Sholay %u2014 but what%u2019s playing out at the moment in the West Indies has too much of a resonance for Dr Cricket to let it pass.
Sehwag is in abysmal form, bent on committing sossait every innings. But he still has the support of Jai (his captain, and the man who was instrumental in picking him in the side for the World Cup).
Jai is, no doubt doing his best to explain to Mausi (the team management/board) that the fellow isn%u2019t a bad sort after all.
While us gaonwalo look on with a mixture of amusement (you%u2019d have to say even a Sehwag duck has entertainment value) and mystification, the following scene, I would imagine, is playing out on a daily basis in the West Indies.
The script is lifted straight out of Sholay %u2014 with only a word or two changed %u2014 because you really cannot say it any better than Salim-Javed.
(If runs were money, then Viru hasn%u2019t been doing too well of late %u2014 the duck in the practice game against the West Indies is part of a continuing pattern of subsistence. In the 2006/7 season, he%u2019s played 14 games at an average of 17.3; his top three high scores in this time, includes a 19)
Mausi: To kya abhi kuchh bhi nahi kamaataa?
Jai: Nahi nahi ye maine kab kahaa mausi, kamaataa hai lekin,... ab roj roj to aadmi jeet nahi sakataa na%u2026.. kabhi haar bhi jaataa hai bechaaraa!
Mausi: Haar jaata hai?
Jay: Haan mausi ab ye kambakht juwaa cheej hi aisi hai ab mai kyaa kahoon?
Mausi: Heynnnn. To kya juwaari hai?
(Somewhat naive of mausi not to realise even after so many years that anybody who throws his bat outside the off stump in the manner that Viru does is a gambler: the odds of getting an edge are the same as Russian roulette every over. Then there was the six to reach 300 against Pakistan that came off %u2014 and the six to reach 200 in Australia that didn%u2019t. But Jai stands stoutly by his friend%u2026)
Jai: Chhi chhi chhi chhi mausi, woh aur juwaari? Na na. Woh to bahot hi achchha aur nek ladka hai. Lekin mausi, ek baar Coke pi li na phir, achchhe bure ka kahaa hosh rahataa hai. Haath pakad ke bitha liyaa kisi ne juwaa khelane. ab isme bechare Veeru ka kya dosh?
(It%u2019s all the distractions%u2026 we knew it)
Mausi: Thik kahate ho beta. juwaari woh Coke pita woh lekin, uska koi dosh nahi.
Jai: Mausi aap to mere dost ko galat samajh rahein hai. Woh to itnaa seedha aur bhola hai. Aare basanti se uski shaadi karke to dekhiye, ye juwe aur Coke ki aadat to do din me chhoot jaayegi.
Mausi: Arre beta, mujh budhiyaa ko samjhaa rahe ho. Ye Coke-Pepsi aur juwe ki aadat kisi ki chhooti hai aaj tak.
(In other words, which Indian batsman has ever kicked the outside-edge habit? No matter how long they%u2019ve been batting, most see the delivery outside the off stump as Miss Jamaica and want to make contact)
We will find out what qualities of restraint this Indian team has developed for this tournament soon enough. But we have to leave Viru out of the pale of this review. He bats no other way. There are a couple of words of advice %u2014 from Sholay, the modern Gita %u2014 that Viru might nevertheless like to keep in mind.
Kutton ke samne naa sahi, par thoda to naach! (i.e. some footwork please %u2014 the basic back and across movement that coach N.A. Sharma taught you as a 13-year-old? And could you bat for half an hour?)
Sossait karna mana hai. Jab Angrez log marte hain usko sossait kehte hain. (It is a crime in
RE:India Vs. Bangladesh Match
by on Mar 18, 2007 12:04 AM Permalink
Viru, Jai Dravid and modern Sholay We all know there%u2019s a Viru in Virender Sehwag. By this I mean to say if you padded him up and put him on a water tank with Jai, Mausi and gaonwalon below, he%u2019d bat exactly the same way as he does in Ferozshah Kotla, the Kensigton Oval, the nets or Najafgarh.
RE:sos
by on Mar 18, 2007 12:05 AM Permalink
Viru, Jai Dravid and modern Sholay We all know there%u2019s a Viru in Virender Sehwag. By this I mean to say if you padded him up and put him on a water tank with Jai, Mausi and gaonwalon below, he%u2019d bat exactly the same way as he does in Ferozshah Kotla, the Kensigton Oval, the nets or Najafgarh.
It was very disturbing to see people use filthy language . The apparent reason is India making a poor show against Bangladesh in their opening match of WC 2007. what is more disturbing that indian supporters start scolding people from other states just as this guy did. we all accept that there are few very well known bengalis who rendered great service to this nation but it was surprising to see a person from bengal using such a language . I dont think u r a bengali . or else u r not a human or u r not a person born to human beings lastly.
RE:dont loose your temper
by Sanuman Kumar on Mar 18, 2007 12:03 AM Permalink
it is not a bengali who wrote that. it is the guy who is posting it again and again.
