pcb job offer
by abhay singh baghel on Mar 31, 2007 11:04 PM Permalink | Hide replies

name of post : coach cum punch bag

person description :

wear cap

wear lungi

have strong neck

have beard

illiterate ( angutha chhaap)

no english please

JOB DESCRIPTION

watch players get fat and lazy.

salute general daily.

wife will wear hizab.

learn dawoods phone numbers

learn match fixing

write book

READY TO GET STRANGULATED WHEN TEAM FEELS LIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!

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RE:pcb job offer
by sunil tare on Apr 01, 2007 12:21 PM Permalink
Extremly well said, Abhay

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RE:pcb job offer
by Laker on Apr 01, 2007 02:30 PM Permalink
Mamta is unpad.

It is good iniative from Pakistan, it would be interesting to see how much they follow. It's only a matter of few wins and the players will be Gods again...same case in India too.

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RE:pcb job offer
by ratnesh srivastav on Apr 01, 2007 05:14 PM Permalink
Wah abhay bhai very well said.

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RE:pcb job offer
by Mamta on Apr 01, 2007 12:01 AM Permalink
abhay singh baghel, u have been trained to do salaam to white man and ridicule those from the sub-continent. that is all u r good for, crawling before a white guy.

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RE:pcb job offer
by abhay singh baghel on Apr 01, 2007 12:38 AM Permalink
dear mamta ji

i for starter do not do salam. i do jai ram ji ki!

secondly,i ridicule only pakistanis and definitely for me they are not the subcontunent.for your secular heart they might be.

did i say the coach should be white???????????

are you using lsd / ecstacy / ?ganja / hash / smack / because you are seeing things where there are none..

that is called hallucination and allthe above are hallucinogens....

i am a proud indian, a bit of paki basher but just for fun.

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RE:pcb job offer
by mrpaki on Apr 02, 2007 03:56 AM Permalink
it seem like u will fit the description better with ur totti putti english and no sense of humer send in your application today

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by Girish on Apr 01, 2007 06:41 AM Permalink
not being able to speak english need not be a disqualification.

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RE:pcb job offer
by abhay singh baghel on Apr 01, 2007 10:42 PM Permalink
sorry bhaiya.
can you also not read english or interpret it?
offer says no english

NO ENGLISH

so knowing english is a disqualification

so i can not coach them

perhaps you can

h hahahahahaha

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