My 'Reliable' sources has given me the information about the actual happenings on the pitch in that crucial match against Srilanka and the conversation reveals the 'pathetic' mindset of Indian cricketers in that match!
At the start of the Indian innings(255 required for a win), Ganguly to Uttappa "I am not comfortable with Malinga's pace. So I will attack Malinga and u take care of Vaas."
After 4 overs(with hardly any runs on the board), Uttappa to Ganguly "These guys are bowling very fast. We will see them off and then attack Murli , Jayasuriya and Dilshan."
After 13 overs(when Farnando and Murli were bowling), Sehwag to Dravid "I don't think we can score off these guys as well. We will wait for Jayasuriya and Dilshan. Surely we can easily attack them. After all, Jayasuriya and Dilshan ara part-time bowlers."
After Dilshan bowled some overs, Dravid to Yuvraj Singh "Don't worry, Yuvi. I heard that Australian bowlers are easier to score off. We will play out 50 overs and attack in the next match in Super 8."
At the end of the match, Harbhajan to Munaf Patel "Why didn't u try to force the pace?"
Munaf Patel to Harbhajan "No, yaar. If I try to force the pace against these bowlers, I will get out. There is only one way by which I can score runs fastly without getting out."
Harbhajan to Munaf Patel "What is it?"
Munaf Patel to Harbhajan "You have to bowl to me."
And Munaf caught by Chaminda Vaas on the boundry, Thats the end of India in World Cup!
RE:India vs Srilanka.....Group 'B' Match..
by Golden on Apr 14, 2007 09:29 AM Permalink
hahaa... a nice dream... but okay... nothing serious about this. good for laughter... i have one suggestion to you, why dont you write horror movies or some fantasies. you may earn good money in that. write one novel, who knows you may get booker prize one day. if rushdie can get then why not you. after all you are not as dirty as rushdie.
