VIRGIN can never be the sponsor of the Indian Cricket Team. Because our guys keep getting FUCKED.
Pappu was at school and the teacher asked everybody, what their fathers did. Typical answers came out: police officer, salesperson, doctor%u2026 Pappu said, %u201CMy Father Is An Exotic Dancer In A Gay Club And Takes Off His Clothes In Front Of Other Men.%u201D The teacher called him aside and asked if that was true and Pappu said,%u201D No, He Is In The Indian Cricket Team But I%u2019m Too Embarrassed To Admit That.%u201D
Why do Indian babies cry and complain all the time? They are practicing how to become Indian cricketers when they grow up.
Why doesn%u2019t the crowd blink when Tendulkar goes out to bat? There just is no time until he gets out again.
Entire Responsibility Of India%u2019s Loss In The First Match Of The World Cup Goes To Mrs. Indira Gandhi. How?? It Was She Who Created Bangladesh!!!
What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Indian batsmen? They walked back to the pavilion.
What is the height of optimism? Dhoni coming out to bat applying sunscreen on his face.
Let Us Help Pakistan In Its Hour Of Need And Send Gregg Chappell To Serve As The Coach.
Latest Sponsors Of The Men In Blue? WHISPER, Because The Team Is Going Thru Its Worst Period.
Manager: hello Voice: can I speak to Sachin. Manager: who is speaking? Voice: this is his wife. Manager: sorry, he is just gone out to bat. Voice: ok, I will hold on.
India is a cricketing nation. It walks, talks, eats, drinks and sleeps cricket. Too bad, it does not play it. =============================================================================================
