Sob! Sob Sob! Aieeeeeeeee! Sob! Sob! ... My Dadaji's agitated ashes will be simmering in the turbulent Ganga!You see, he - viz. Hooshaar Ulloo - was the captain of the first victorious Indian hockey team that played in the 1936 Berlin Olympics. I remember watching on my brand new color Plasma TV when he recieved Cup from Hitler! In fact, he told me later Hitlerjee asked him,"Badaa Phaltu, how is you grand-son Phaltu Ulloo? - Give him my best wishes!" Sob! Sob Sob! Aieeeeeeeee! Sob! Sob! Aieeeeeeeee! ... And today .... India failed to make it to the Olympics for the first time since their debut in 1928! Dadoo, come back..The team needs you Sob! Sob Sob! Aieeeeeeeee! Sob! Sob! But he's long gone and now drifting in the Ganga. And who is coaching India team ? Arree Bhai, koi Shah Rukh Khan!!! Chak de India, woh kehta hai! Aree Shah Rukh bhai,this is hockey-when the ball goes over the line, don't excitedly jump up and repeatedly pump the air with clenched fists! Its not a Four! This not 20-20 CRICKET, mere Bhai! (Areee! Dadoo, kaun lay aaya aisa Coach???) Aree mere Shah Rukh bhai, teach to dribble, pass and shoot! Striking circle se goal marna sikhao!No masti-majaa, mere bhai! Aieeeeeeeee! Aieeeeeeeee! Dadooji, wapas aao, aapki jaroorat hai! Dekho woh Shah Rukh-Farook ke coaching ke baad, India team not going Beijing! India team not getting chance for eating original Manchurian-Szechuan. Dadoooooooooooooo... aaja laut aao! Eh!
