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Great Magadh is coming...
by faisal tabrez on Mar 06, 2008 10:31 AM   Permalink | Hide replies

Beaware! All you have earned can be destroyed. Dont provoke the great Magadh to ruin all. Be patient or Magadh with roar and things will end for you Mr. Thakrey. Magadh makes India proud and are true Indians who never were aware that someone like you are sowing seeds of regionalism in United Nation of India. We Magadhs are Indian and will crush anything which spoils our venture of preserving India united. Keep yourself away or we will tie your knot well enough to understand United India.

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  RE:Great Magadh is coming...
by shiva on Mar 06, 2008 10:35 AM   Permalink
One day,

Sayyad Iqbal Died.He prayed five times a day.He even spent fortune visitng Arabia.

Now when he went to Heaven "Jannat ",there was surprise for Him.

On the entrance there was this beutiful girl.He asked her "can you take me to Muhammad (PBUH)?"
She looked surprised.She stared at him,and said "Oh that thing with no mustache and all beard"?
He nodded uncomfortably.This apsara agreed and asked him to follow her.

On the way they met Ganesha,Iqbal was surprised,he thought he saw Ganesha and it was not even Ganesh Chaturthi .
Ganesha looked at him,and said,"Oh Iqbal i saw you in Mumbai beach."
Then Ganesha asked "Chai peeyega kya?",Iqbal said "No,i have to meet my prophet" and continued walking.

Next he saw Hanuman,Hanuman also asked him."Hey Iqbal Chai peeyega kya?",Iqbal said "No i am going to see Muhammad (PBUH).

Little further he saw Naughty "Narad Muni",he again asked with wierd smile."Chai peeyega kya?"
Iqbal gave up,and said Ok.

Both Went to a Chai shop,Narad Muni asked him,"CHai lege kya Coffee?" Iqbal said "Chai".
Narad shouted at the waiter "Muhammad Chai Leke Aaa Be!!."

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by amit p on Mar 06, 2008 10:43 AM   Permalink
:))with full respect to others..its a good joke..

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  RE:Great Magadh is coming...
by shiva on Mar 06, 2008 10:32 AM   Permalink
Landya ,Ghari Zhaa

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by sacchi baat on Mar 06, 2008 10:36 AM   Permalink
kay re tujhya ghari? kon kon aahe re bhadkahu,dalla

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by shiva on Mar 06, 2008 10:39 AM   Permalink
Landya vaapas Ja Bihar la

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by amit p on Mar 06, 2008 10:41 AM   Permalink
Ha ha.. r u historic film's dialog writer...
Going gr8 man.. doing a good job spreading racism...
common u r modern era...stop blaming the races...and understand the issue..

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Biharis an unwanted lot: Bal Thackeray