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Bring Rajankanth
by Akbar on Jul 07, 2008 10:58 AM   Permalink | Hide replies

You want to know who is Rajanikanth. …here are the facts


Rajanikanth makes onions cry

Rajanikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.

Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.

Rajanikanth can build a snowman….. out of rain.


Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.


Rajanikanth can drown a fish.


When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on,……… …. he turns the dark off.


When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.

Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards.
Rajanikanth can throw Brett Favre even further.


The last digit of pi is Rajanikanth. He is the end of all things.


Rajanikanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.


Bullets dodge Rajanikanth.


A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajanikanth and that you will be handicapped if you park there.


Rajanikanth’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.


If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajanikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”


Rajanikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.


Once a cobra bit Raj

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  RE:Bring Rajankanth
by Ramesh Kapoor on Jul 07, 2008 07:18 PM   Permalink
"Once a cobra bit Raj..." the cobra died!

Of course, it is God who made a man, but here it is Rajanikanth who made God.

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  RE:Bring Rajankanth
by sai pranith on Jul 07, 2008 11:18 AM   Permalink
cool one man...nice post...plz keep posting more...also

*Rajanikanth will kill a bird by throwing it from a mountain top

*rajanikanth's one cycle is equal to 100 cycles of common man..

*He is lion-hearted...he enters his bathroom as a lion early in the morning and gets out like a dinosuar to act in that day's films

R--- Rough looking but g8
A--- Action less,dialogues more
J--- Jokes are 2nd rated
A--- Acts like his debut film evry film[immatured]
N--- Not an earthly creature
I--- I cant describe more

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  RE:Bring Rajankanth
by Aravind on Jul 07, 2008 11:09 AM   Permalink
Dude,
That was funny man, looks like you got it from Chuck Norris facts

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