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Classic insults for Amar Singh
by Suraj Singh on Jul 06, 2008 03:17 PM Permalink
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"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."
~Winston Churchill
"A modest little person, with much to be modest about."
~Winston Churchill
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure."
~Clarence Darrow
"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary."
~William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)
"Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?"
~Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)
"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it."
~Moses Hadas
"He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know."
~Abraham Lincoln
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
~Groucho Marx
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."
~Mark Twain
"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends."
~Oscar Wilde
"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend...
If you have one."
~George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second...If there is one."
~Winston Churchill, in response.
"I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here."
~Stephen Bishop
"He is a self-made man and worships his creator."
~John Bright
"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial."
~ I
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