Now that the fire has been put out..the scene in Kolkotta would be as follows..
a) First and foremost, the streets would be empty as there would be a bandh organized to celebrate/crib about the fire (depending on which type of commie you are)
b)Mamta did would hold a press conference lamblasting Surya bhagvan for the fire. She would also demand from Ratan Tata, a Nano for each of person who was affected by the fire.
c)Jyoti Basu would hold a press conference to state that although Taslima is welcome in Kolkatta, she has to make arrangements for water so that any fires can be put off by her only.
d)Buddhaji would hold a rally in the city extolling the virtues of the driver of the second cousin of the paternal grandfather's aunt of the great grand father of Lenin and Stalin.
e)Karat would hold a press conference stating that imperialist America is behind the fire and that he actually saw Bush setting off the fire..
f)Brindaji would be holding a caviar dinner extolling the virtues of the mosquitoes in erstwhile Russia. Friends like Shabanaji, Javed Saab, Teestaji, Barkha Duttji, Pranoy Roji would attend and second all her opinions EVEN before she has voiced any opinion.
g) Dada's dismissal on 9 would be attributed to the mental anguish he suffered hearing about the fire.
