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New religion
by Chandra Prakash on Feb 27, 2008 08:47 PM   Permalink | Hide replies

I have just started a new religion.
I am it's first and last Popot Lal.
My God is 'uparwala'.
My servent is 'nichewala'.
My holi book is 'Keyboard'.
Those who are interested to join my religion can stand in line with Rs. 99 in hand as admission fee.
Becareful. No 'chutta' here.

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  RE:New religion
by JGN on Feb 27, 2008 08:52 PM   Permalink
You are too late! I have already started a new religion and I am offering 144 virgins each to anybody willing to join my band-wagon!!!!!!!

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  RE:RE:New religion
by Chandra Prakash on Feb 27, 2008 09:03 PM   Permalink
JGN Puttar, it is a matter of copy right. Let's short it out.
And than, we can always do 'mandali', isn't it ?
Great people should not fight among themselves like jehadies.

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  RE:RE:New religion
by Mridul Dhanuka on Feb 27, 2008 08:56 PM   Permalink
INCLUDING YOUR DIRTY MOTHER

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  RE:New religion
by pacificblue on Feb 27, 2008 08:49 PM   Permalink

how many virgins would i get after i blow up?

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  RE:New religion
by Chandra Prakash on Feb 27, 2008 08:51 PM   Permalink
As many you like, against Rs. 99/- per head.

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  RE:New religion
by pacificblue on Feb 27, 2008 08:54 PM   Permalink

Take me in
Take me in
Take me in

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  RE:RE:New religion
by Chandra Prakash on Feb 27, 2008 09:04 PM   Permalink
Pacific Puttar, it is not talak that you have to say it 3 times.
Please deposit your fees to Mr. Tathagata Mukherjee. He is my cashier.

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  RE:New religion
by Mridul Dhanuka on Feb 27, 2008 08:55 PM   Permalink
FIRST OF ALL YOUR MOTHER

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