1) Follow all colorful gods 2) Imaginations are reality 3) Sentiments and infatuation is truth of life 4) Believe in Mythological Vimanas & Ammunition Agni Baan , (though we need collob with Suzuki & Bofors),
even vedas devised many techy things million years ago.But hindus still use bullock carts. 5) No questions required for sentiments. 6) Sacrfice Animals to make god and goddess happy. 7) All gods can marry many times , their private life becomes sacred for believers 8) Casteism is must, Only who born from brahma's head are superior, rest must serve them. 9) Any number of gods can be created, reincarnated and manifested even with wood, rope etc. 10) Women , Shudras are biggest threat to Hinduism 11) Shudras not allowed in temple. 12) Must make all the gods drink milk 13) Offering pedas, laddus will bring good luck, can get lottery or gain laxmi in job / business. 14) Never make any god angry. 15) Agree to brahmins, even if they lie it is god's word must be agreed to. 16) believe in Ram flyover 17M years ago 17) believe in Ram flyover 5114 bce ago. 18) believe that Sanskrit and hinduism is 17 M years old. 19) Indus valley history belonged to Aryans, though they never existed before 3K years here. 20) Any good people on earth is either avatar of Vishnu or Brahma. 21) Claim anything good as part of hinduism (using Vedic paint brush) 22) All the religions in the world are offshoot of hinduism though it was named by foreigners 200 years ago.
