Fed up with paks scaching Indias nuts now and then,Atal bihari bajpai thought , enaugh is enaugh. He lifted the hot line , Musharraf picked up. A:Do u hv stick? M:yes A:shave it in ur bottom buddy ! and slams down the phone. Musharraf is irritated , cannot do any thing. Next day , phone rings, A:do u hv stick m(smiling):no ! A:what , its already inside ur ...and slams the phone. Musharraf is frustrated ( b cos he is already castrated) Another one day , and phone rings A:do u hv stick? m (chucking ): yes and no ! A:kya under bahar kar raha hai kya? ..and slams the phone down. Musharraf is steaming,calls for a meeting with all inteligents of Pak.Meeting goes for 2 days. Now phone rings , but this time musharraf is calling M:do u hv stick? A:kyo under dalnekeliye chahiye kya ..and slams the phone down. within 15 min musharraf starts Kargill war ...rest as u know is history.
