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by Prasad Duddu on Apr 09, 2008 11:01 PM   Permalink | Hide replies

Below is the stuff National election given by Congress ...........

1 Free Condoms to every indian citized,
2 Prostitution to be legal
3 Drink drive and smoking is legal for all IT, ITES EMPLOYEES
4 No Traffic signals for people who earn more 7.2 lacs per annum
5 Pay 100 rupees for a month and go unlimited speed in ur city roads.......
6 Free Cylinder, Gas, TV, TVS Motor Bike, Ration card, Cable Connection & 25 kgs of rice for the income below 2.4 lacs.
7 Free 10 litres of petrol to all family who are in non IT
8 Free loans for all agriculture people.....which includes Big B....

Note: Sachin has been given Tax Free income for his life for his acheivements. Sachin finally signs 20 crore deal for licking Shoaib Akthar shoes..............


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by sumangali pukku on Apr 09, 2008 11:37 PM   Permalink
ur such a azz hoooooooooooooooole prakad duddu.;...gone case pervert...

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by Ramdas Iyer on Apr 09, 2008 11:07 PM   Permalink
and by popular demand of the media
9 Reduce number of Government employees to 1 per state working 24 hours a day 365 days a week except on Mohammad Nabi's birthday
10 Reduce Salary ofthis single Government employee to Rs.1 per year
11 Constitute a central vigilance commission consisting of all journalists and chaired by Ekta Kapoor to keep a watch on how the 35 Government employees of the country spend the 1 rupee that they get

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by Your well wisher on Apr 09, 2008 11:05 PM   Permalink
Excellent!!! 100% Bonus marks to you friend

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by Das on Apr 09, 2008 11:12 PM   Permalink
9.Power cut In Bangalore and Give power to All Village.
10.No Infrastructure In Bangalore for another 10 yrs
11.Give license for driving CAB to all the people.
12.Bus stop in Every 5 meter
13.Extra one Horn for every new Vehicle.
14.1000 Rs for Cutting each tree

Note : Politician Can do what ever they like. No question should be asked from any kind of people.

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