Me, I, And My Family :, by Rahul Gandhi. Where the author concludes that all the good things that happened to India in the last 5,000 years is because of his family. An ego boosting journey into fantasyland!
How Rahul Won The UP Elections :, by Bowing Congressmen. How Rahul Lost The UP Elections :, by The Rest Of The World. Both the books will be accompanied by a laughing track from Ms. Mayawati. A sequel is planned for the General Elections 2009.
What My Father Told My Mother :, by Rahul Gandhi. A collection of untold secrets from the Gandhi Emperors.
In Her Majestys Service :, An autobiography by Manmohan.
The Queen Can Do No Wrong :, by Lalu. It can relate to Sonia / Rabdi / Pratibha but does not relate to JJ / Sushma / Mayawati.
Me And My Puppets :, by Sonia Gandhi. Main role played by the family head clerk Manmohan, with a large number of supporting characters.