confirmed news from jannat.com have shwon on braking news sensation that allah mia is working overtime to provide 72 hours to each slain muslim with promised bonus of additional 72 hoors due to peak Ramdan time, in this process all resources for the Hoors have been exhausted and now allah miya has ordered that gay hoors to lesser mortals be given. now muslims are trying to wage jihad against allah on same ground.