1) "I promise to eliminate all corruption from UP, except that corruption which is beneficial to me."
2) "I promise to eliminate all crime in UP...except that crime which is created my newly-elected criminal MLA's"
3) "I promise put all criminals behind bars...as per such, my new CM's office will be relocated to - Cell 489, Lucknow Womens' Prison."
4) "I must find out if Mulayam has left any funds in the treasury or not before chalking out my strategy...strategy to wire remaining and borrow what I can and wire it to secure Swiss bank account"
5) "I promise that I will bring justice to all the poor on downtrodden...starting with myself. 10,000 new pairs of shoes, 50 mansions, 100 crores worth of diamond jewellery, fleet of new imported cars."
6) "I promise to probe all illegal actions from previous administrations...except for when I tried to turn the Taj into a shopping mall and acquired 100 crores with no logical source of income."
