Hi everybody I am 33 years, Indian, from chennai. I would like to be an MLA/MP (and later on Priminister Of INDI....that is my ambition from my childhood) Can anyone advice me how many trials/convictions should i have to qualify.. Please give me detailed reply...(ie. how many rapes, murders, attempt to murder, extortion, kidnapping etc. etc.) Please reply me so that i can start the activities as soon as possible. Thank You Your Future Prime Minister
RE:HELP ME BECOME PRIME MINISTER OF INDIA
by Saccha Hindustani on May 23, 2007 08:27 PM Permalink
Sky is the LIMIT! Start As soon As You can and Achieve as much as you can!
RE:HELP ME BECOME PRIME MINISTER OF INDIA
by raj kumar on May 23, 2007 08:43 PM Permalink
I'll suggest to start with this Yadav, who was behind bar and now going to be minister. I'm telling the way we should act. First kill these bastards, and then you see your road is clear.
Make a rule, that no criminal, can contest the election including you if you are becoming the criminal :). Make a rule, no under gradate can take part in election. Make a rule that no corrupted people can take part in election. Yes, may be we can agree for better pay package for these ministers, but if corruption then just hang them no mercy, no jail, nothing either shoot or hang, that%u2019s it. Same for criminals for any kind of crime. Make a rule such way, when the deadliest terrorists, drug trafficker, etc.. are caught then they are just hang or shoot. No time for trial, and no chance for the other team to hijack airplanes, and then asking us to relieve these terrorist (I just gave example, so if we find any one deadliest, just kill them). Anything of this type of points can be think over and implemented immediately. The immediate action is to kill all the corrupted politicians and criminal MP/MLA, etc.. Make the system clean then see how we are moving.
In the parliament they should talk sense, and not always discuss only on election, party, and dirty politics. Who will deal with national issues, internal issues, and our poor people issue?
I%u2019ve so many things to write but you can fill the blanks in line with my above points. Else can always contact over Internet.
RE:HELP ME BECOME PRIME MINISTER OF INDIA
by Mike Jordan on May 23, 2007 08:44 PM Permalink
Hi GIGO, I am impressed with your conviction and desire to become a politician and your open mindedness to take advice from intelligent rediff users(LOL).
You will have to make a mark for yourself in criminal industry. I can see, you have little or no record in this field. Its going to be tough but not impossible. First you need to move to Bihar or UP as these two places are the leaders in criminal industry(You need to work with industry leaders to become one). There are no oppurtunities left for you in CHENNAI.
Start off with extortion, then election booth-capturing, kidnapping. One important aspect of being a politician now involves your efficiency in handling hawala business. You should work your in hawala too.
Hopefully in next 10 years, you will climb criminal ladder and with it your political ladder. I hope to see you as our Elected Representative. And hopefully you will take India's reputation to new heights.
RE:HELP ME BECOME PRIME MINISTER OF INDIA
by Azharuddin Sajid on May 23, 2007 08:32 PM Permalink
hey dude, u shud have started doing crimes some years back, now u r 33, if u had started crimes when u were in 20s, then u had a good future, but any way satrt committing some crimes at a fats speed, so that u need not to waste ur golden period. start from now....and the best and easiest crime is...............U know right what I am going to say..
RE:HELP ME BECOME PRIME MINISTER OF INDIA
by kiran sudhakar on May 23, 2007 08:27 PM Permalink
Point #1: Migrate to Bihar or UP. You'll only dream as long as you're in Chennai.
Start with kidnapping, it has become the order of the day! All the best!!
