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ant story
by on Mar 06, 2007 05:12 PM   Permalink | Hide replies

OLD VERSION...

The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer
long building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.
The grasshopper thinks the ant's a fool and laughs & dances
& plays the summer away.
Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed.
The grasshopper has no food or shelter so
he dies out in the cold.

MODERN VERSION (excellent)

The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer
long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.
The grasshopper thinks the ant's a fool and laughs & dances & plays the summer away. Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving.

NDTV, BBC, CNN show up to provide pictures of the
shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable
Home with a table filled with food.

The World is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can
this be that this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?

Arundhati Roy stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house.
Medha Patkar goes on a fast along with other grasshoppers
demanding that grasshoppers be relocated to warmer climates during
winter. Amnesty International and Koffi Annan criticize the Indian
Government for not upholding the fundamental rights of the grasshopper.
The Internet is flooded with online petitions seeking support to the
grasshopper (many promising Heaven and Everlasting Peace for prompt
support as against the wrath of God for non-compliance). Opposition MP's
stage a walkout.Left parties call for "Bharat Bandh" in West Bengal and
Kerala demanding a Judicial Enquiry.CPM in Kerala immediately passes a
law preventing Ants from working hard in the heat so as to bring about
equality of poverty among ants and grasshoppers.

Lalu Prasad allocates one free coach to Grasshoppers
on all Indian Railway Trains, aptly named as the 'Grasshopper Rath'.
Finally, the Judicial Committee drafts the Prevention of Terrorism
Against Grasshoppers Act [POTAGA]", with effect from the beginning of
the winter.

Arjun Singh makes Special Reservation for GrassHopper in educational
Insititutions & in Govt Services.

The ant is fined for failing to comply with POTAGA
and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is
confiscated by the Government and handed over to the grasshopper in a
ceremony covered by NDTV.
Arundhati Roy calls it "a triumph of justice". Lalu calls it
'Socialistic Justice'. CPM calls it the 'revolutionary resurgence of the
downtrodden' Koffi Annan invites the grasshopper to address the UN
General Assembly.

Many years later...The ant has since migrated to the
US and set up a multi billion dollar company in silicon valley.
100s of grasshoppers still die of starvation despite reservation
somewhere in India ...

As a result loosing lot of hard working ants and
feeding the grasshoppers, India is still a developing
country......



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by Ramachandra AN on Mar 06, 2007 05:59 PM   Permalink
I was about to post the same message. :)

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by sudhir kumar on Mar 06, 2007 09:41 PM   Permalink
I think it is a brilliant story which depicts the true status of social condition prevailing in India.
But at the same time I do think that ants should fight for their rights in their homeland.

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by Ghost Rider on Mar 06, 2007 10:16 PM   Permalink
Very soon the GOI will come up with a law to prohibit ants from migrating. After there should equal suffering for ants too as the grasshoppers!
Or may be only grasshoppers will be allowed to migrate and the cost will be borne by the ants!

The worse is yet to come.....courtesy Govt. of India....

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