Gang of SARDARS broke a bank instead of cash they found bottles full of chilled Red Wine. Happily they drank it. Next day, headline: Blood bank rubbery.
RE:keep laughing
by Loan Shark on Jun 30, 2007 05:42 PM Permalink
gang of sardars broke into a bank ... they didn't find any cash ... but bottles of lassi ... Happily, they drank it.
This is the original Yuckiest Rubbery funny one we could share share on this wet rainy evening.
It is Excerpted from an article which
appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on January 18th.
Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank.
The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding.
As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat."
The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened.
They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold.
Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.
Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach. The following morning's newspaper headline read:
........"IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING......"
RE:keep laughing
by Pat Thakur on Jun 30, 2007 07:41 PM Permalink
A Guy & his Sardar friend go on a "boy's night out." After a filling sojourn in a bar, he drags the Sardar to a brothel for an emptying ritual. The reluctant Sardar chooses to wait outside in the lobby while his friend disappears inside with a young thing.
The Sardar feels very hungry but cannot open his mouth out of coyness. Gazing around the shady lobby, his eyes spy upon a plate in the corner containing round, juicy tomatoes. Without thinking anything, he starts munching on them.
A while later, an inmate prostitute shrieks & faints after seeing the Sardar. The same process is repeated by many prostitutes. Their madame emerges on the scene & starts scolding him.
"Abe kya kar raha hai gadhe?" "Bhook lagi thi isliye tamatar kha raha hoon." "Bewakoof, woh tamatar nahi, kal kiye gaye abortions hai."
