I am going to start a new religion tomorrow called "Islianity". I am going to create its God(s) , rituals, Rules etc., I will then go and convert few people (at least friends and relatives) to Islianity. I am allowed under law to do this. And then I stake the claim on reservations for Islanians because we'll be a micro-minority!! Would we get reservations ? or should I convert enough people to form a sizeable vote bank before Congresswallahs take my appeal seriously?
RE:Reservation for minorities? How we can all benefit!!
by Neo Intellectual on Jun 09, 2007 06:58 PM Permalink
Or will I have the right to form my own "personal law board" at least? I will make it legal for Islanians to:
1.Have uo to 6 wives 2.Three girl friends 3.at least 3 kids per wife 4. upto 5 non-Islanians can be killed per month to protect Islianity from non-believers 5. Governement will fund for all my wives and children but I will have to take care of the girlfriends myself 6. Government will subsidise travel costs of the pilgrimage done to Mecctican city. 7. I can divorce my wife through telepathy!
RE:Reservation for minorities? How we can all benefit!!
by Rahul Patel on Jun 09, 2007 09:54 PM Permalink
How is this different from the current laws and religion?
Hahaha...you forgot, subisidized terrorist training including costs of flying lessons, bomb materials and so forth.
RE:Reservation for minorities? How we can all benefit!!
by Sarath Chandra on Jun 21, 2007 07:04 AM Permalink
Even if this is stretching it a bit..some religions do have rules that rival this.
Nice one to have a laugh about, and also maybe think a little after that.
