In bed? That poor olde Mr Devisingh Shekhawat from Amravati can tell you ... after all she has spent many a night away from his bed.
Perform like a Rubber Stamp? Well, she has said she won't be a Rubber Stamp as she is the stamp pad itself.
Press her Dent! What dent? Oh dentures you say. How do you know she has dentures? Oh, because you know she has already ordered a new pair which will be implanted at our expense on Sunday.
As far as WMDs and such Premonitions is concerned she has already displayed them in public and waiting for them to dry. Also -- Abhimanyu Girotra has said ( http://onloose.com ) "one can expect her to be busier than Kalam because unlike Kalam she will be meeting with LATE ministers (e.g. Mohammed Ali Jinnah, Lord Mountbatten) apart from former and ex Ministers. Also she has promised that Beating the Retreat ceremony at the Republic day which she presides on would be replaced by Beating of Bhairon Singh Shekhawat%u2026dhum.. dhum" But Sonia says now there will be no trial for 5 years.
Many lectures she will give on defferences and similarities betweeen Purdah, Ghoonghat, Burkha and Hijab. Who said Pishaab? I did not even mention it but come to think about it, yes at her age sometimes it can leak out of the adult diapers due to lack of cuntroll.
