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by hypermemory on Aug 25, 2007 08:38 PM Permalink

Teacher: What's the chemical formula for water?
Student: "HIJKLMNO".
Teacher: What?!
Student: Yesterday you said it's H to O!

Son: Dad, can you write in the dark?
Dad: I think so, what do you want me to write?
Son: Your signature on my report card.

Father: Sam, how can you call your aunt stupid? Go and say sorry to her.
Sam: (to the aunt) Aunt, I'm sorry you're stupid.

Teacher: How come you do not comb your hair?
Student: No comb, sir.
Teacher: Use your dad's then.
Student: No hair, sir.

Customer: Waiter ! Waiter ! Theres a fly in my soup !!
Waiter: Don't worry Sir, the spider in your salad will get it !!

What did the policeman say to his tummy ?
You're under 'a Vest' !!!!!!!!!!

Why does a traffic light turn red?
You would too if you had to change in front of so many people !!!

What is the laziest mountain in the world?
Mount Ever - rest !!

What is always slow to come, but never actually happens?
Tomorrow

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