........and don't move, breathe if you really really will have to, close ur eyes, don't speak, don't do anything, don't even fart AND maybe then, just maybe you'll reach your destination.
This is in jest air-travel in the US and Europe now-a-days. Their self proclaimed "War On Terror" has seriously backfired upon them. All these talks on red/orange terron levels and passenger planes being escorted by fighter jets or planes diving to nearest airport at the drop of a hat (or as in this case few people not obliging the "fasten seatbelt" sign and passing on mobile phones) was unthinkable.
Osama must be laughing his heart out sitting comfortably inside his cave in Pakistan/Afghanistan.
