Rabri Devi died and went to hell. As she stood in front of Yamaraj, she saw a huge wall clocks behind him. She asked, "What are all those clocks?"
Yamarj replied, " Those are Lie Clocks.Everyone on Earth has a Lie Clock. Every time you lie,the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said Rabri, "Who's clock is that?" "That's Gautam Buddha's. The hands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie."
" And whose clock is that?" "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life".
Rabri asked, "Where is my Laloo's clock?" "Laloo's clock is in my office, replied Yamaraj, " I am using it as a ceiling fan."
Now Yamaraj will have another ceiling fan - karat Ceiling Fan.
RE:Karat Dont Tell Lies - See What Happens?
by Anantha Kumar Rajamani on Jun 17, 2008 06:02 PM Permalink
Latest technology in Yamlok: Since there are very many fans and rotating at various speeds, Commie ppl. are now having a separate identity. There are massive gas turbines, which rotate at 3000 rpm. No one can imagine!!! Yam raj is shit-scared on seeing the gas turbines in Yam Lok!!!
