Shahrukh Khan should change his name to Shahrukh Can't. He can't act, he can't deliver dialogue, he doesn't look good. SRK looks ordinary, very ordinary, certainly not movie-star material. My chauffeur looks better than SRK and drives better than SRK, yet my chaueffeur makes only Rs. 5000 per month. SRK is an artificial industrial made-in-Pakistan product, being sold to the foolish unsuspecting Indian masses, by the D-company.