from the beginning i have thought of john as a greased plucked chicken and he even walks like a rooster with his neck stuck out at all times. wish somebody would straighten out his neck and give him a good shampoo bath. his hair looks like you can squeeze out 1ltr oil. i hate guys who wax their bodies and john seems to be the emperor of waxing. i dont think even bips waxes as much as he does. the lines on his forehead are like steps. he has only 3 expressions. forehead up with all the steps, head down with eyes up, and a one sided smile that nearly closes one eye and keeps the other wide open. he should have stayed on the ramp. a greased plucked chicken or rather rooster indeed!!!
