Scene 1: Shahrukh rings the bell at Farha s house.
Farha: Shahrukh .....at this time,.....you look so depressed!
Shahrukh: I am worried so much. See FarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrHa ..... No matter how much I try, I can not change my monotonous style of acting. Nowadays even Kaan is complaining that I talk like a Bakri (baby Goat). I don't know how I will become a superstar.
Farha: Dont worry I am positive that your chak de will be a hit
Shahrukh: But there are so many hot chicks in that movie there will hardly be any spotlight on me.
Farha: Don't get depressed I will make a movie with you; it will be even more stupid than Main Hu Naa! We will torture Indians like never before. You have one months to get the six pack abs like Hrithik, okay?
Scene 2 SRK got his abs and the OSO shooting finished in no time. Shahrukh calls Farha on her personal cell.
Farha: Shahrukh I told you naa....Don't call me when I am on a holiday with my hubby.....whats the problem.
Shahrukh: FarrrrrrrrrrrrrrHa, FarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrHa I saw the movie while Shirish was editing. I looks so horrible.....even the six pack abs can not save me now. My face looks like a baby of Michael Jackson and Shakeela.
And again I must admit that I sound like a baby goat. I was hoping to get some money with sale of audio CDs.....but the music sucks big time. I am going to cancel the check given to Vishal-Shekhar.
RE:happy b'day srk
by Bongla on Nov 06, 2007 11:58 AM Permalink
Farha: Listen, we can not change things now. Lets try to fix this big mess we created. Lets do a grandiose publicity every place we can imagine. We wont spare even the bus carrying criminals to the court%u2026.that bus will also have a cutout of you and Deepika. Now go and try to do every damn publicity stunt possible. Even if the movie breaks even we are saved.
Shahrukh: Amen. I will give you a new Mercrrrrrrrrrrrrredez (oops that%u2019s a publicity stunt)
