Here is the reason why Newton committed suicide.....
Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Hindi movies that had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done.
In the movie of Big B,SRK, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes:
1) Big B and SRK has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Dig B and SRK is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured! Long Live Dig B and SRK !
2) In another movie, Dig B and SRK is confronted with 3 gangsters. Dig B and SRK has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife. Guess, what he does? He throws the knife at the middle gangster & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.
3) Dig B and SRK is chased by a gangster. Dig B and SRK has a revolver but no bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Not even in your remotest imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Dig B and SRK opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang... the gangster dies...
This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely shaken and decided to go back. But he happened to see another movie for one last time, and thought that at least one movie would follow his theory of physics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't changed. Oops, not so fast!
The 'climax' finally arrives.
Dig B and SRK gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Dig B and SRK can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Dig B and SRK has to desperately kill the villain because it's the climax.
(Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible?)
Dig B and SRK suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.
RE:why Newton Committed suicide?,.........
by Check Out on May 22, 2007 03:08 PM Permalink
You cannot change the original one, everybody knows this is ment for Rajnikant :)
