I think your next article will be when Ash's mother buys a saree for the marriage. The next will be when she buys a pair of sandals. Then, when she makes a special curry. Why dont you call this 'Big Ash' (like Big Brother and Big Boss) and install live cams inside Ash's house, so that we can monitor them 24X7. NDTV 24X7 will provide u the equipment, dont worry!